Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanWait a minute.. let me make sure I got this right. How's this:

Roberto: I really like those pants. They are the pants' pants, as it were.
Jeff: Will you shut up about pants, already? That's two straight days you've been ranting about pants!
Roberto: Well, if you only knew why I loved pants so...
Jeff: Okay, let's have it.
Roberto: They.... they....
DUN DUN DUN
Roberto: What the--?

That's a good one, really good at that. Lemme try another

Narrator: It was a dark and foggy night as the young couple drove home
Sarah: Do you think Jamey looks better than me?
David: Oh hell, this crap again? I thought we cleared ourselves with this, I'm attracted to you and only you, got that?
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean? Are you not taking me serious? Am I not good enough for you any more Mr. Big shot ego trip? Do you think my tits are too small? Am I fat?
David: Great, the weight thing again, I mean what I say. I am happy with you.
Sarah: Only happy? I don't make you feel like your whole life would be worthless without me? I thought I meant something to you.
Narrator: David, unsuspectingly, turned his head to look at Sarah.
David: Look woman, I've got news for you, I'm having an affair alright, but it's not with anyone you think.
Sarah: I knew it, you sleazball scum who is she, who? Damn you, who?
David: It's not what you think, you've driven me to do this, you've made me start dating...
Dun Dun Dun
David: Your brother