Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanWait a minute.. let me make sure I got this right. How's this:
Roberto: I really like those pants. They are the pants' pants, as it were.
Jeff: Will you shut up about pants, already? That's two straight days you've been ranting about pants!
Roberto: Well, if you only knew why I loved pants so...
Jeff: Okay, let's have it.
Roberto: They.... they....
DUN DUN DUN
Roberto: What the--?
That's a good one, really good at that. Lemme try another
Narrator: It was a dark and foggy night as the young couple drove home
Sarah: Do you think Jamey looks better than me?
David: Oh hell, this crap again? I thought we cleared ourselves with this, I'm attracted to you and only you, got that?
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean? Are you not taking me serious? Am I not good enough for you any more Mr. Big shot ego trip? Do you think my tits are too small? Am I fat?
David: Great, the weight thing again, I mean what I say. I am happy with you.
Sarah: Only happy? I don't make you feel like your whole life would be worthless without me? I thought I meant something to you.
Narrator: David, unsuspectingly, turned his head to look at Sarah.
David: Look woman, I've got news for you, I'm having an affair alright, but it's not with anyone you think.
Sarah: I knew it, you sleazball scum who is she, who? Damn you, who?
David: It's not what you think, you've driven me to do this, you've made me start dating...
Dun Dun Dun
David: Your brother
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.