make it die
No man, my name is Dave and I'm a lonely lonely soul with no girlfriend, although a few sex fiends, god bless the symmetrical face in combo with a guitar.
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One thing I look forward to this summer is being able to crank my amp. This year I lived in the upstairs part of a house with a senile old hag living downstairs who'd scream up in the most unforgiving deathly tone at one of us three if she thought it'd be appropriate for us to either go to bed or make less noise. It didn't help that there's a vent hole in the hall that is just that, a hole. And every wall and floor is razor thin. So we can hear every move made by the chicks downstairs and their grandma and vise versa.
So when I get to my parents place I'm going to crank it up. Playing without amplification for a year is good for cleanliness and technique but there's something to be said for the two levels my amp plays at too: Loud or Off.
So when I get to my parents place I'm going to crank it up. Playing without amplification for a year is good for cleanliness and technique but there's something to be said for the two levels my amp plays at too: Loud or Off.
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I'm always apprehensive to turn up my amp at band practice, because in the back of the mind I'm always thinking about my mom yelling up at me in my room to turn it down.
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Just tell her if it's too loud, your too old...
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?
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Originally posted by hairbndrckr
Just tell her if it's too loud, your too old...
I enjoy all my body parts in place, so I'm just gonna not take that advice. No offense. I'd do it if my mom didn't have the whole amazon-like crazy attitude going on (better known as menopaus) going on.
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Originally Posted by: iihollyI enjoy all my body parts in place, so I'm just gonna not take that advice. No offense. I'd do it if my mom didn't have the whole amazon-like crazy attitude going on (better known as menopaus) going on.
Well played... I, however, do not enjoy my body parts in place. So I'll take that bitch on!
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I'm not a betting man, but I'd say you'd win that bet. Bring it on Holly's mom!
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If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood. and therefore..
She´s a witch! BURN HER!
wood. and therefore..
She´s a witch! BURN HER!
[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]
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Originally Posted by: AzraelIf... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood. and therefore..
She´s a witch! BURN HER!
BUILD A BRIDGE OU' OF 'ER!!!
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonBUILD A BRIDGE OU' OF 'ER!!!
"What also floats?"
"Apples!" "Great gravy!" "LEAD!! LEAD!!!"
..."a duck!"
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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Very Small Rocks!!! Churches!!!
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Just for the irony of this thread never dying.
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Let's completely change the point of this thread.
How about, favourite Monty Python moments? I like:
"We 'ave rat sorbet, rat pie, rat cake, and strawberry tart."
"Strawberry tart?!?"
"Well, it's only got a little bit of rat in it"
"'Ow much?"
"6. 'S not a lot, really!"
"Well, give me a piece without so much rat in it"
"I just soiled my armour!"
Well, I'm off now to downlo-- I mean, rent some Monty Python...
How about, favourite Monty Python moments? I like:
"We 'ave rat sorbet, rat pie, rat cake, and strawberry tart."
"Strawberry tart?!?"
"Well, it's only got a little bit of rat in it"
"'Ow much?"
"6. 'S not a lot, really!"
"Well, give me a piece without so much rat in it"
"I just soiled my armour!"
Well, I'm off now to downlo-- I mean, rent some Monty Python...
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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One might like to discontinue such comments, if she wants to keep her head.
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