Let's completely change the point of this thread.

How about, favourite Monty Python moments? I like:

"We 'ave rat sorbet, rat pie, rat cake, and strawberry tart."
"Strawberry tart?!?"
"Well, it's only got a little bit of rat in it"
"'Ow much?"
"6. 'S not a lot, really!"
"Well, give me a piece without so much rat in it"

"I just soiled my armour!"

Well, I'm off now to downlo-- I mean, rent some Monty Python...