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Axl_Rose
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12/16/2003 2:21 pm
I have an audition for a band next week, and they are all female, so as you could imagine, being a guy I cant wait! Who do you guys think are the hottest female musicains out there, not just singers, that too easy! And yes!! The female members of the site can put males!
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Jolly McJollyson
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12/16/2003 9:19 pm
Play like you've never played before Axl. Seriously, whip out some classical piece somewhere in there. Make all them females crawl (heh heh, just kidding).
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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sambob
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12/16/2003 9:38 pm
Jennifer Batten was pretty hot..

But I think the winner is definatitely David Chastains wife!
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iiholly
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iiholly
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12/16/2003 11:13 pm
mmm Jon Bon Jovi *drools*....

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Axl_Rose
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Axl_Rose
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12/16/2003 11:26 pm
Yea am still thinking of what am gona wear! and Ive been altering the strap length of my guitar to maximise coolness!!!!!!
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Jolly McJollyson
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12/17/2003 12:16 am
Okay, don't use the phrase "maximize coolness" first of all. Second of all, quit being a little girl about "what to wear" and pick something that at least matches and looks somewhat good. I'm serious about the classical, though, that stuff was MADE to impress (plus it makes you look cultured).
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Hammurabi
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12/17/2003 12:23 am
And it's hard as *, so it's not like some lame trick.

Gotta watch your guitar strap length, that's an embarassing way to get knee injuries ;)
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Jolly McJollyson
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12/17/2003 12:40 am
Hey, Axl, got any soundfiles online we can hear?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iiholly
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12/17/2003 1:45 am
Originally posted by Jolly McJollyson
Okay, don't use the phrase "maximize coolness" first of all. Second of all, quit being a little girl about "what to wear" and pick something that at least matches and looks somewhat good. I'm serious about the classical, though, that stuff was MADE to impress (plus it makes you look cultured).

Too bad it doesn't make you act cultured. :)

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Hammurabi
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12/17/2003 4:37 am
Nah, that's what fencing and golf are for :)
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12/17/2003 5:57 am
I'd still nail Pat Benatar given an opportunity. I remember how pretty she was on MTV when I was a kid in the 80's.
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Polera
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12/17/2003 12:36 pm
What to wear....give pink spandex with neon v neck leather coat and chest hair a try....it worked in the eightes...
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Axl_Rose
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12/17/2003 12:45 pm
Jeez I was joking about the clothes man... :( ...well maybe! What sorta classical things you got in mind like? I take it you dont mean the mid8 of master of puppets!

I have recorded sum stuff on my own, some covers for fun and about 3 or 4 of my own things, just two track guitar stuff! I only have half of one of the songs anymore becuase they wer on my old pc, although I have the tab of them in a jotter somewhere!

And no your not getting to listen! Everytime I let my friends hear them theyl accuse it of sounding like some obscure songs ive never even heard of!
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12/17/2003 8:13 pm
By classical I think whip out that axe of yours and start shredding to Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, or maybe woo (not woe) the ladies with some vivaldi (yet another reason to get an e-bow) or JS Bach.

Or, if you're into heavier stuff, crank that puppy up and bust out Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. :)
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Axl_Rose
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12/17/2003 8:59 pm
I dont, or perhaps cant, shred!!

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12/17/2003 9:05 pm
Neither can I, but I'm working on it. And you gotta admit if someone can pull that stuff off it's very impressive.
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12/18/2003 12:08 am
Doro Pesch... Awesome blonde.
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Jolly McJollyson
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12/18/2003 1:50 am
Originally posted by Axl_Rose
Jeez I was joking about the clothes man... :( ...well maybe! What sorta classical things you got in mind like? I take it you dont mean the mid8 of master of puppets!

I have recorded sum stuff on my own, some covers for fun and about 3 or 4 of my own things, just two track guitar stuff! I only have half of one of the songs anymore becuase they wer on my old pc, although I have the tab of them in a jotter somewhere!

And no your not getting to listen! Everytime I let my friends hear them theyl accuse it of sounding like some obscure songs ive never even heard of!


You don't have to worry about that, I'm not your friend ;).
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Axl_Rose
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12/18/2003 10:48 am
Well how fast do you have to go before its called shredding? I can play the really fast bit in sweet child just before the wah part of the solo. Is that fast?

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12/18/2003 11:35 am
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil is the hottest female rocker...ever.
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