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11/28/2003 10:21 pm
Originally posted by iiholly
Speaking from a female's prespective I'm going to have to say yes, sort of. Females go for guys who are musicians, or atleast I do. That may be, because I play guitar too. Well, anyways girls want to get into relationships with guys who play guitar, and relationships, some, lead to sex. So maybe playing guitar will help you get laid. Any guy with a guitar makes him look 10x hotter in my book.


um... what's your phone number?
I'm over 45 and 50lbs overweight so that should make me just about perfect for ya :p
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11/28/2003 11:20 pm
Thats a little scary...

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11/29/2003 12:21 am
Ah, another Guitar Tricks love connection. :)
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11/29/2003 12:29 am
There has been one before? You all are guys, well except for me. The occasional female will join in, but usually after a few months they dissipate into the sea of the internet.

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11/29/2003 12:36 am
You are so very much correct!
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11/29/2003 2:54 am
Yeah, what a ragin sausage fest this place is. But let's face it, all the best guitarists are male. I mean seriously, Susan Tedeschi versus Steve Vai. No contest.
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11/29/2003 3:36 am
yeah but put steve vai up against Jennifer Batten or Fiona Boyd and it's a completely different story
To improve technique and of course trying to keep all as clean as possible. I know my own limits and speed limits and so on I never play anything I'm not capable of. That wouldn't make any sense. After three years of playing I tried to play everything as fast as possible and that sounded, I would say, like shit, and I didn't realize that if I'd play bit slower things than I was capable of playing then everything would sound much better.

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11/29/2003 3:38 am
Crap, I've never heard of them. Now I have to go buy their CDs. Thanks a lot, Zepp.
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11/29/2003 4:11 am
You'll have better luck finding [u]Liona[/u] Boyd's CD's. :) They'll be in the Classical Music section, including "Persona", which has Eric Clapton and Dave Gilmour as sidemen. One of her best classical discs is "Spanish Fantasy". Enjoy.
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11/29/2003 4:15 am
Thank you, oh wise and powerful Canadian.
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11/29/2003 6:05 am
yeah that's what it is, Liona

for the sake of an excuse, it was a typo
To improve technique and of course trying to keep all as clean as possible. I know my own limits and speed limits and so on I never play anything I'm not capable of. That wouldn't make any sense. After three years of playing I tried to play everything as fast as possible and that sounded, I would say, like shit, and I didn't realize that if I'd play bit slower things than I was capable of playing then everything would sound much better.

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11/29/2003 6:33 am
Originally posted by Jolly McJollyson
Yeah, what a ragin sausage fest this place is. But let's face it, all the best guitarists are male. I mean seriously, Susan Tedeschi versus Steve Vai. No contest.


Well, I really wasn't talking about the best guitar players rather I was talking about people on this forming. I hope a female shows you up some day very soon, so you feel like a complete jack ass for ever making such a statement. Ok, all my "feminist fuel" are used up for about another 10 years.

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11/29/2003 5:14 pm
Originally posted by iiholly
Well, I really wasn't talking about the best guitar players rather I was talking about people on this forming. I hope a female shows you up some day very soon, so you feel like a complete jack ass for ever making such a statement. Ok, all my "feminist fuel" are used up for about another 10 years. [/B]


haha, yeah I thought that would get a rise out of you. Just trying to start some interesting ****. If a chick does show me up though, it will obviously be because she is a better guitarist. I'm regretting this post somewhat because I wanted to see how far people would take my statement, but I think this is far enough. Anyhow, I don't personally know any chicks that are better than me, but Susan Tedeschi, the one I mentioned earlier, certainly is.
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11/30/2003 2:27 am
I'm better than you... no actually I don't know that. Maybe there is some ninja like guitar girl who keeps her master shredding skills to herself.

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11/30/2003 3:51 am
the Great Kat possibly, but after the guitar duel, she'll have weird blood ritual to go through
To improve technique and of course trying to keep all as clean as possible. I know my own limits and speed limits and so on I never play anything I'm not capable of. That wouldn't make any sense. After three years of playing I tried to play everything as fast as possible and that sounded, I would say, like shit, and I didn't realize that if I'd play bit slower things than I was capable of playing then everything would sound much better.

--Aleksi Laiho - Advice to Play By
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12/01/2003 9:16 am
I am a guy,and I drool after anything that I see carrying a guitar.You'd think I'm gay how I go striking up conversations with guys just coz they have guitars.
Last year in college,I went to another guy's room for a totally unrelated reason,a complete stranger,and on finding a guitar standing on his wall,the entire import of my visit got forgotten,and to cut a long story short,we did what I'm told is called hitting it off.If you'd over heard us speaking three weeks after we met,you'd think we'd known each other for three years.He's probably the closest(outside of sexual) that I've ever gotten to anyone.I actually care about him.And all this because I found a guitar standing on one of the walls in his room.

I have this huge thing for girls who play the guitar.But funny enough,I've never met a girl who plays who I liked.And I've only met two.Both are "born again",meaning they have scruples about premarital sex,and seeing as I don't,we weren't going to get along.

Let's put it this way,if getting me was a 100 metres sprint,a girl with a guitar has a 90M head start.I'm that much a sucker for it.

I make up for it by fantasizing about meeting such girls,playing for them,playing with them,stuff like that.Maybe it'll happen at some point.I know,I know,it's pathetic.

I'm yet to meet a girl who was particularly thrilled by my palying guitar,thrilled to the point of having sex with me.
Sad,that.Sad.
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12/01/2003 11:50 pm
Yeah...that is sad...iiholly? Will you have sex with kingdavid? You don't even have to...you could send a stunt double.
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12/02/2003 12:46 am
Well, I'm sure since he has gay tendencies he'll settle with you Jolly.

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12/02/2003 12:57 am
Oh, man...that reminds me of the last time I was in prison. This dude named Bridgette kept looking at me...eyeing me...*shudder*
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12/02/2003 3:19 am
Yeah, that post was a little disturbing.
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