Originally posted by finger_cruncher
First off, geniuses are smart enough not to brag ;)

LOL . . . that's exactly what I was thinking. Although I didn't want to say anything. (I'm supposed to be a moderator and all that)

Originally posted by finger_cruncher
People who are impatient and rude (Some a**hole once said, before I had even done a thing, 'Pack my asparagus carefully. If you break the tips I'll have your balls on a platter'. That's rude as hell.

I hope you proceeded to jam his asparagus into the bag while sneering at him sarcastically.