DEFINITON FOR MEATLIC 'now spelled Meatlick'!!!!!


The Other One
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08/27/2003 3:30 am
Meatlick(n)-an 'awseme' lick/chop/riff by a Guitar Tricks member named Metalic Dude, which he claims it is so 'aweseme' that he doesn't want to show it to us because he thinks we will steal it (which in reality is saying that it is so crappy and useless that he would rather lie to us be real than be ashamed which makes him a total asshole)

o and guys PLEASE dont compare me to 'Meatlic' Dude anymore i don't really think i am that bad... i am terribly sorry for any offense or damage i have done to you guys....i just want to be an equal part of this 'aweseme' forum...:)


....What a long, strange trip its been.....
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08/27/2003 9:32 am
Theres a differnce here, Metallic dude cant spell very well and dosent know what hes talking about, but that can be understood he just wants to fit in, who dosent?

with you,picking on someone and making an ass out of your self in the process is alot worse than being compared to someone that just isnt very smart. no need to bash you, you did it your self.
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08/28/2003 12:59 am
Cody, I don't know if you and Metallic Dude had some kind of "special relationship" or something, but let the other one have his harmless fun. I thought we agreed that "meatlick" would be the lick that Hankypank Amateur plays every time he picks up the guitar, because it's the only one he can.
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08/28/2003 1:26 am
LOL...great definition man...and dude please don't be offended by anything i post...if i happen to offend you then i really did't mean it....:)
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08/28/2003 1:37 am
I see that you too, other one, have come in contact with this kind of guitarist as well. Yes, Hankypank Amateur is a clever foe, but he can easily be defeated in three easy steps.

1. Listen to his only (and usually pretty bad) self written solo

2. Ask him if he's written anything else (sometimes a bad chord progression comes up here: cut him short with your howling laughter)

3. Shred (I know, some of you hate shredding, but nothing says "eat my ass, Hankypank," like a crazy shred)
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08/28/2003 1:56 am
Oh, and if none of those work, bash that cocky punk's head in with his $4000 Strat signed by Foreigner (because all those Meatlick Hankypanks seem to somehow have a better guitar than you).
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08/28/2003 2:22 am
I went to a concert a couple of months ago and the artist was telling a story of how he would play all his "shred" licks for his uncle, who in turn would say "that ain't s^&*" and pick up his nylon str. and proceed to play a peice by Matisse. I thought it was pretty funny.
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08/28/2003 4:34 pm
The real definition of Meatlic= People who are dumb enough not spell the word "Metallic" as "Meatlic", such as our own The Other One. People who then try and turn it around on those who are not present, such as Metalic Dude.

I hate Metalic Dude as much as the next guy, but stop the ****ing press, for christ's sake. Nobody gives a **** about it anymore.

By the way...

Nobody's calling Other One "Harsh", for openly making fun of Metalic Dude at a time when he's not even around; Thats just cowardice, an attempt to gain popularity on the board. Face it, Other One, you missed the boat, the conflict is over, now shut up.

~Incidents

[Edited by Incidents Happen on 08-28-2003 at 11:55 AM]
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08/28/2003 6:34 pm
sorry...
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08/29/2003 1:51 am
Oh, quit moaning about that "harsh" thing. It was just an expression. You take things way too personally. Oh, and Other One, you are being a real ass about Metallic now that I think about it.
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08/29/2003 1:55 am
i agree..u do take tihngs to personally..if u dont like the thread or the people in the thread then just dont look at it..if the other one is being an ass..let him be, it will catch up to him later
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08/29/2003 1:56 am
Just as I realized I was being an ass in our to shred or not to shred argument ketsuie.
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08/29/2003 2:03 am
never knowticed that
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08/29/2003 2:08 am
just a little one, but an ass nonetheless, because I should've just stopped arguing after the first two posts. I like my opinions, but if they're going to make somebody mad, I keep them to myself.
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08/29/2003 6:07 am
I think it doesn't matter what anyone says. This is a forum, a place for everyone to SHARE THEIR OWN OPINIONS.

If Incidents wants to say how he feels then so be it.

I'm sure both of you have said things that have offended others, so let it be.

If you don't like what HE has to say, DON'T read it.
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08/29/2003 7:34 am
Everyone has the right to their own opinions, and the right to post them.

Considering that the thirteen year old boy who ****ed up the word metallic, and put meatlic in it's place, probably doesn't know what oral sex is, and proceeds to use the term MeatLick (with a k this time) as a wanker riff, personally I think "why?". What are you really establishing here? Go on and tell your parents that you made up a word called Meatlick, and I guarrantee they will tell you about the birds and the bees.


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08/29/2003 8:41 am
is there a way of wasting your time more senselessly other than with threads like this? i guess not.

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