Considering that the thirteen year old boy who ****ed up the word metallic, and put meatlic in it's place, probably doesn't know what oral sex is, and proceeds to use the term MeatLick (with a k this time) as a wanker riff, personally I think "why?". What are you really establishing here? Go on and tell your parents that you made up a word called Meatlick, and I guarrantee they will tell you about the birds and the bees.
~Incidents