And you thought your life sucked LOL

I just got this in my email and I thought I would share...

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
> > > > appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
> > > > Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
> disabling
> > > > the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
> expected
> > to
> > > > find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
> surprised
> > > > to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers
> > cracked
> > > > the
> > > > first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
> > > vanilla
> > > > pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
> said,
> > > > "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
> safe,
> > > and
> > > > it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
> > > >
> > > > The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find
> > > > one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all
> > > > the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
> robbers
> > > > made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
> > > > uncomfortably full stomach.
> > > > The newspaper headline read:
> > > >
> > > > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN.

Originally posted by hairbndrckr
I just got this in my email and I thought I would share...

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
> > > > appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
> > > > Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
> disabling
> > > > the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
> expected
> > to
> > > > find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
> surprised
> > > > to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers
> > cracked
> > > > the
> > > > first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
> > > vanilla
> > > > pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
> said,
> > > > "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
> safe,
> > > and
> > > > it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
> > > >
> > > > The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find
> > > > one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all
> > > > the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
> robbers
> > > > made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
> > > > uncomfortably full stomach.
> > > > The newspaper headline read:
> > > >
> > > > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN.

Bull-puckey.

Sperm is not stored like pudding, it's stored in viles in deep cold.

Rask is right; (i believe that first story is just a joke, not a true story)-

About that one, think about vanilla pudding once...Do you know how thick vanilla pudding is? Think about that for a minute, that one is a total joke, its not a real one.

PonyOne's were real though.

There was a programme on TV called "America's dumbest criminals", I didn't see it (it was on sky or something else I don't have) but one of the crimes involved some bank robber who, having got a disapointing figure of money, got to his getaway to find that he had locked his keys inside it! Then apparently he tried to get in using his gun and managed to shoot himself in the leg (ricochet?). D'oh!

Hey don't kill the messenger... I just said it came in my email. I don't know if it's true or not, but it sure as hell would be funny if it is...

Oh here is something else that is way funny.
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Disclaimer:
This is all in fun let's not take this one too seriously umkay?

Originally posted by Incidents Happen
Rask is right; (i believe that first story is just a joke, not a true story)-

About that one, think about vanilla pudding once...Do you know how thick vanilla pudding is? Think about that for a minute, that one is a total joke, its not a real one.

PonyOne's were real though.

Yeah plus theres no "Dublin Times" and weve never used Pound Sterling in Ireland.

I knew it was a joke without getting scientific, how clever am I? :)

There was a guy trying to rob a small store in Indiana a few years ago:
He came in with a shotgun demanding the owner to give him all their money.
But the owner said that he couldnt open the register unless he bought something,
so he took some beer, threw a bill on the owner,
took all the money and left.
But unfortunately this happened early in the morning,
so there was'nt that much money in the register.

Money taken: $5
Cost of beer: $10

Well at least he got some discount.