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Raskolnikov
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07/07/2003 1:38 am
Originally posted by hairbndrckr
I just got this in my email and I thought I would share...

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
> > > > appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
> > > > Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
> disabling
> > > > the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
> expected
> > to
> > > > find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
> surprised
> > > > to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers
> > cracked
> > > > the
> > > > first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
> > > vanilla
> > > > pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
> said,
> > > > "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
> safe,
> > > and
> > > > it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
> > > >
> > > > The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find
> > > > one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all
> > > > the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
> robbers
> > > > made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
> > > > uncomfortably full stomach.
> > > > The newspaper headline read:
> > > >
> > > > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN.

Bull-puckey.

Sperm is not stored like pudding, it's stored in viles in deep cold.
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