LOL, ponyone... the story is funny, but what has it got to do with lawyers being parasites/ dirt? That man's just a c-nt, nothing to do with being a lawyer...
I dont know... maybe because in the US things are much more commercially driven (and the frightning ability to sue someone just for looking at you cross eyed).. but over here lawyers are ok.. ofcourse they want to make money, but they do also have some principles...
We can thank lawyers for a lot laws defending our pay/ work hours/ the need for concent from doctors etc etc...