I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..
Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
What do yall think?
Well I woke up this morning and I had myself a beer,
I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..
Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..
Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
# 1
Originally posted by Locomotive breathOnly if someone puts a contract out on you.
...Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
# 2
Originally posted by Lordathestrings
Only if someone puts a contract out on you. [/B]
Wait, there's more.
Well I got in the car and put my foot down on the throttle,
Drove down to the liquor store and I got myself a bottle,
As I left the store, I picked up a whore
she was cute, but she was no model.
P.S. I'm so over writer's block.
# 3
Try this on for size..an old Elton John diddy.
It's a lttle bit runny..
as I look inside,
this toilet bowl,
smells like I died,
there's chocolate stains,
as I flush it down,
the bathroom walls are,
a darker shade of brown...
It's a lttle bit runny..
as I look inside,
this toilet bowl,
smells like I died,
there's chocolate stains,
as I flush it down,
the bathroom walls are,
a darker shade of brown...
# 4
# 5
Originally posted by Locomotive breath
Try this on for size..an old Elton John diddy.
It's a lttle bit runny..
as I look inside,
this toilet bowl,
smells like I died,
there's chocolate stains,
as I flush it down,
the bathroom walls are,
a darker shade of brown...
thats sick!!! dude i was eating chocolate ice cream when i read that! thanks for spoiling my appetite, man...
Just kiddin :D
but still, keep your bowel movements out of your lyrics.
[Edited by Incidents Happen on 08-23-2002 at 02:10 PM]
# 6
Originally posted by Locomotive breath
Well I woke up this morning and I had myself a beer,
I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..
Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
well first of all you stole the first line from Jim Morrison.
"well i woke up this mornin, and i got myself a beeeer."
its on the song Roadhouse Blues, and half of america would recognize that line as a morrison line.
# 7
Yea, I stole the opening line from Jim Morrison. But there has been a lot of lines stolen from others.
# 8
thing is, if your 'song' gets very very popular, and if you stole a line off of somebody else's song, without giving them credit for it, thats like plagerism...
# 9
That jingling sound you (should) hear is your chain being rattled :D
# 10
Hmmm something tells me someone has a rhyming dictionarry......
Not always a bad thing though....some awful rhymes can make great songs. Somehow I think Locomotive has discovered a talent for comedy-rock :D
Not always a bad thing though....some awful rhymes can make great songs. Somehow I think Locomotive has discovered a talent for comedy-rock :D
'There's no such thing as bad weather, there's only the wrong clothes...'
# 11
# 12
Originally posted by ^Chacron^
Hmmm something tells me someone has a rhyming dictionarry......
Not always a bad thing though....some awful rhymes can make great songs. Somehow I think Locomotive has discovered a talent for comedy-rock :D
Maybe he and Weird Al could do something together.
And God said, 'Let there be rock!'
-And it was good
-And it was good
# 13
Originally posted by Lordathestrings
That jingling sound you (should) hear is your chain being rattled :D
well i didn't know it was gonna be comedy-rock, in which case the bowel-movement song would be entirely acceptable.
but i was just imagining a bluesy type song talking about taking a ****, and a 'darker shade of brown', which got me kinda queezy...
# 14
Originally posted by Incidents Happen
but i was just imagining a bluesy type song talking about taking a ****, and a 'darker shade of brown', which got me kinda queezy...
Lol, reminds me of the blues number I wrote about Roadkill:
Excerpt:
'I like the feel beneath my wheel
The head goes crunch the blood congeels....
You kill it and we grill it'
People felt the same way when I sang it to them :D
'There's no such thing as bad weather, there's only the wrong clothes...'
# 15
# 16
as long as you get a PMRC label on your disk..I'd say it would be hit....hehehehe
I started learning guitar because of Randy Rhoads..but Yngwie J. Malmsteen is my biggest influence.
# 17
lol...yeah, i put a blues backing track to it :)
'There's no such thing as bad weather, there's only the wrong clothes...'
# 18
