Originally posted by Locomotive breath
Well I woke up this morning and I had myself a beer,
I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..

Do I have a hit on my hands or what?

well first of all you stole the first line from Jim Morrison.

"well i woke up this mornin, and i got myself a beeeer."

its on the song Roadhouse Blues, and half of america would recognize that line as a morrison line.