You think you're smart?Maybe you're not.Let's see.


kingdavid
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06/11/2002 12:40 pm
Some body sent me an IQ test thing on the web that claims to be scientific,and by the look of it,it is.So I took it.And figured you guys might want to see how you fare.
Here it is:
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/authorize/register.jsp?url=/tests/uiq/index.jsp
If you like it,go ahead and try it.Then tell us what you scored.Then we'll all know how we are,so when a gy says a stupid thing,you'll know,ah,that's expected.:D
Don't lie about your score.
Mine was 124.Which sounds right to me.Coz although I've always known I'm an above average guy(average is 100)I'm not waaaay above average.
The report they send you afterwards says I'm a wordking,..

[Edited by kingdavid on 06-12-2002 at 03:30 AM]
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ekstasis16
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06/11/2002 4:37 pm
it said i got 135...but i don't really like these things, people believe that they tell the truth when in fact there really isn't any way to measure an IQ. I mean, you can make guesses and see how intelligent a person generally is, but there's no science to it. Most of these internet are full of BS, although this one looked more professional than the ones I've seen. They aren't consistent though. One said i was 117, another said 168, another said 150, and this was 135. i guess i'm all over the map....maybe i was feeling particularly stupid the one day, and bit smarter the other, who knows.
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06/11/2002 4:49 pm
I didn't really understand all the questions, probably because English is't my mother tongue, but I got a 129.
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chris mood
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06/11/2002 4:54 pm
126
and I'm an insightful linguistic, or something like that.
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06/11/2002 4:54 pm
Mine is 167. Now the cops are searching my house because they think I'm a serial killer....
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chris mood
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06/11/2002 5:00 pm
I think that slug, or whatever that purple creature is, sends up a red flag. ( didn't Bernard Gates have a fetish for slugs?)
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06/11/2002 5:13 pm
Visual Mathematician

138
see you on the dark side of the moon
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06/11/2002 5:34 pm
I got a 111,,,that would be helpful if I was Dyslexsic,,I'm a word warrior,,that'll come in handy at my next town coucil meeting,,maybe I should enter politics,,,hmmmmmm.


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06/11/2002 5:43 pm
Im too damn lazy to register and take it. Very, Very sorry.
Rock on.
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06/11/2002 5:46 pm
I know what you mean box,took me like 10 minutes to register,they probably deducted points for my sloth like ways.


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06/11/2002 5:50 pm
All I can say is taht I'm a visionary philosopher (strange that I'm currently procrastinating on my philosohpy essy), but then, you guys already knew that, didn't you....
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".
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06/11/2002 6:12 pm
im only 120
but its not that fair since i didnt know all those clever english sentences..

"They think im crazy..
but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."

ren hoek
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06/11/2002 7:09 pm
I wouldn't worry Zep, I got 120 as well, n I'm English so I should know the sentences. By the way are you supposed to do them off the top of your head, or can you sit n think about it? I usually do them off the top of my head.
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06/11/2002 7:15 pm
Hey, 162!
My IQ seems to get higher every time I take one
of these tests.
I started with 143 (like a week ago),
then I took some other tests
and now Im at 162.
Well, I have read a book since, and I
watched a documentary yesterday, so
thats probably the reason hehe.

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06/11/2002 7:47 pm
IQ tests.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Standardised on what?

Stanford Binet,B.I.T.C.H ?

[Black Intelligence Test of Cultural Homogeneity,if you must know]


My erse is quite smart enough ,ta guverner.

If you must..
http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/devel/kid-c/papal/sample/im/12disc.html

et sec, ad infinitum
Accuracy,you say? hmm interesting concept..
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06/12/2002 1:01 am
Might I suggest?...M
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kingdavid
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06/12/2002 8:47 am
Originally posted by THE_HACK_PACK
...I'm a word warrior...

Me too.(Ahem!)
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06/12/2002 10:13 pm
Master Tzu Nechako only reporting 104, but hey questions like if sally drove away from bob and turned 10km when he turned right at five ockock 300 miles, how far away from each other are they? I answer a long ways, do they have cell phones? What shape are the tires in?
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06/13/2002 3:42 am
LOL .... I went through in about a minute and just randomly clicked answers. Got a 95. :)

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06/13/2002 3:58 pm
These tests don't take into the consideration of all the senses people have, totally skips sound-music, co-ordination, resiliance, learning speed, recovery time, touch, smell, intuition, reaction time, concience, morality, functionality in society, spiritual I.Q., and so much more, yes I studied psychology,...and the hardest part of my studies was remembering how to spell pspspchologie.
An E.Q. (emotional I.Q.-is said to be of greater importance to some, since it demonstrates an individuals ability to function in society)
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