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elklandercc
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03/09/2006 6:22 pm


http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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earthman buck
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03/09/2006 8:08 pm
Originally Posted by: elklandercc

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

Trogdor was a man......he was a....dragon-man.....
I think that's my favourite ever sbemail.
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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03/09/2006 8:14 pm
I still love the Strong Sad on caffeine one.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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03/10/2006 3:37 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckTrogdor was a man......he was a....dragon-man.....
I think that's my favourite ever sbemail.

I aint gonna lie, I learned that song on the geetar before I started playing seriuos and know the words by heart. Its so catchy
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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03/11/2006 12:06 am
Originally Posted by: Akira*equips forementioned Strap of Jockness*

*6strngs casts spell: condem*
*6strngs resistence to AIDS rises 75%*
*6strngs attacks with: cheap hooker*
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03/11/2006 12:37 am
what an awesome way to boost your post count :D
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/11/2006 12:56 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs*6strngs casts spell: condem*
*6strngs resistence to AIDS rises 75%*
*6strngs attacks with: cheap hooker*

Cryptic equips Condom of Might: Renders cheap hooker useless
Cryptic Casts: Bitch Slap
Bitch Slap puts 6strngs in his place and back on the street corner with the cheap hooker until he's earned his deadline.
And to finish this off.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/11/2006 3:21 am
Earthman casts spell: laughter
Appreciation for Cryptic increases five-fold.
Laughter causes Cryptic to edge away from Earthman with uncertainty.
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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earthman buck
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03/11/2006 3:24 am
Whoa, I have over 600 posts?! When the hell did that happen?! Seems like just the other day I got to 500. I must be on here a lot.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/11/2006 3:25 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckEarthman casts spell: laughter
Appreciation for Cryptic increases five-fold.
Laughter causes Cryptic to edge away from Earthman with uncertainty.

All in a day's work.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/11/2006 5:10 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsAnd to finish this off.

403 Forbidden

whatever that means...

6strngs casts spell: start religious debate
religious debate causes cryptic to become distracted
6strngs sneaks behind cryptic, halfway through trying to make a point, and bonks him on the head with the megaton hammer

take that evildoer!
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03/11/2006 5:16 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs6strngs sneaks behind cryptic, halfway through trying to make a point, and bonks him on the head with the megaton hammer

take that evildoer!

I think you'll be needing this more than me, 6strngs....

I'll let you borrow him, but I want him back relatively free of blood splatter, ok?
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03/11/2006 5:18 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckWhoa, I have over 600 posts?! When the hell did that happen?! Seems like just the other day I got to 500. I must be on here a lot.


Yeah... I remember when we both had about 250 posts, then you suddenly jumped ahead by a few hundred!
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03/11/2006 5:44 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckI think you'll be needing this more than me, 6strngs....

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Cryptic Excretions
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03/11/2006 2:51 pm
Originally Posted by: Akira*casts fart upon thread*
*manic laughter ensues*
*uses a teleport scroll to escape the scene*

*Uses Antidote: Cryptic is no longer poisoned*
*Casts Protect: Hammer's damage reduced by 80%*
*Summons Horus: Horus watches all about the Earth in search of the location of Akira's teleportation so that I might deal with him later*
*Casts "What did I tell you about talking back to me?" and reminds 6strngs why I put him back on the street corner*
*Horus came through, located Akira, and gave me a ride to his location*
*Casts "I'm gonna sit on your face for that" to which I sit on your face and take a big crap*
*Casts gloat: How do you like them apples?*
Trying this again.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/11/2006 6:03 pm
Earthman casts 'getting in the "Cryptic will crap on your face" line'
Everyone's disgust increases 73%.
Earthman casts "pick nose and eat what you find"
Everyone leaves, mortified.
Earthman has GT all to himself!
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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03/11/2006 11:56 pm
elklandercc has blown his nose too recently to find anything, he is left with earthman buck

elklandercc casts love spell on earthman buck

earthman buck thinks anything colored white is a hot chick who wants him

earthman buck being distracted...... a real, hot asain kung fu chick gets him in the back with a throwing knife

All spells casted by earthman buck have been lifted off gt members

Gt members come back and praise elklandercc :cool:
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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03/12/2006 12:01 am
*Elklandercc falls on his ass when all the attention is on him*

*Elklandercc casts forgetting spell on all who saw it*

*Everyone forgets why they're worshipping Elklandercc and turn their worship towards eric*

*Earthman Buck still picking his nose*
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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03/12/2006 12:36 am
Eh, I had a good run.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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03/12/2006 1:48 am
*rockonn wishes he could think of a good spell*
*rockonn loses 12 creditability points*

drat.
JK :cool:

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