[font=trebuchet ms]Damn buggerlug plug
stuck in ****in' suckin' hole
instead of flyin'.....[/font]
:cool:
yep
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs :D yeah, I quoted a bird, whatcha gonna do about it?
....write a haiku
Birds
by Shane Lincoln (yes, my last name is Lincoln....and my middle initial is A)
Talk with other birds.
As I'm flying through the air,
I say chirp chirp chirp
1 Peter 2:16
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woosh, too bad my friend left his back window open, hee hee
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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*shakes CW14*
the gnomes! The Gnomes!! THE GNOMES!!!!!!!!
*SCREAMS*
the gnomes! The Gnomes!! THE GNOMES!!!!!!!!
*SCREAMS*
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one time, while hunting for tissues, I was attacked by a daphodil. it ripped my head clean off, and I proceeded to bleed out mountain dew. and a magical fairy told me that in order to make my head grow back, I had to punch a three headed midget in the hair follicle.
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrs... and a magical fairy told me that in order to make my head grow back, I had to punch a three headed midget in the hair follicle.[font=trebuchet ms]Did it work?[/font] :confused:
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Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Did it work?[/font] :confused:
yes, while grocery shopping on mars, I saw a three headed midget, and I punched it in the hair follicle... I also kicked his medula oblongata. well, he wasn't too happy, so he threw a donkey at me... but I ducked and the donkey hit a sumo wrestler who had just finished drinking the nile river. well, he wasn't too happy either... so he went to the zoo and pet a purple polka dotted polar bear named mr. hanky-panky who was on a strict diet consisting of nothing but cole-slaw.
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Originally Posted by: CW14*beats 6strngs_2hmbkrs to the floor with an orangoutang*
*bill clinton voice* what'd I do?
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I like to chew gum, I got a rocker for my birthday yesterday and I need help cause I can't do it by myself. Egg mcmuffin attacked me so I drop kicked it and hamburger helper puched me and pappy attacked me. Jerry springer is on tv. The pie is in the oven, half eaten hamburger, golden brownies, cheese and crackers, roast beef oh so yummy, tacos half eaten. burritos half chewed, doggy toys half bitten. SHOTS FIRED, MOVE IN!! accidental glass shot, dolly parton, steven seagal. kenny loggins in my door. self serve, restrooms dead ahead, sounds of whips in the air tons of taco mix poured over there. happy birthday candy cane apple cider, someone gave to me a sweet treat pop tarts stove top stuffing half bottle of shampoo.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 9
*randomly punches in numbers in telephone* So peanut butter still Does come in the big jar.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Congress *fence* kkk masters query gold salad kuiper belts elderly fireplaces


Try once,fail twice...
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Originally Posted by: elklandercc*randomly punches in numbers in telephone* So peanut butter still Does come in the big jar.
Only when the crunch is Donut!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUGHTS! With their being round and shiny with glaze and people.....ahhhh..gosh...@$#%@# @#$@$^%@@#$% @#$%@#% @#$%@#$5 @#%^&$%^ $!!@#. Fine, i'll just buy the small jar.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Originally Posted by: CW14I just thought I'd share my breakfast.
Here is my porridge:
can i get fries with that? how about gazelle?
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Originally Posted by: CW14 I will whack you with my naughty stick.
can i get fries with that? how about rainbow coloured waterwings??
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Originally Posted by: killerqueencan i get fries with that? how about rainbow coloured waterwings??
Waterwings no longer come rainbow. You must buy each one individually and glue them together, which will be hard since they're waterwings.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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I think I was the first to notice such an extravaganza. As soon as I saw the new nickle, I turned it over and that was the second thing I noticed.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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Originally Posted by: elklandercc[font=trebuchet ms]That's just a tuft of hair, city-boy![/font] :rolleyes:![]()
I think I was the first to notice such an extravaganza. As soon as I saw the new nickle, I turned it over and that was the second thing I noticed.
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Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]That's just a tuft of hair, city-boy![/font] :rolleyes:
seriously, a fricken buffalo packs a little more meat then that if you know what I mean.
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Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]That's just a tuft of hair, city-boy![/font] :rolleyes:
Hey Hey Hey, haven't lived in the city for a few years.......old fart.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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