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# 1
Originally Posted by: killerqueenyou have been kissed by the pissed-off donkey...
what the????
# 2
Originally Posted by: alucard0941what the????
he did it while your back was turned.... while you were concentrating on the rampant seahorse who was stealing your watch...
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# 3
Originally Posted by: killerqueenhe did it while your back was turned.... while you were concentrating on the rampant seahorse who was stealing your watch...
Psh, whatever. Only the jello molding parakeet knows about my refrigerator thievery!
# 4
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonPsh, whatever. Only the jello molding parakeet knows about my refrigerator thievery![font=trebuchet ms]Ah, but parakeets are very fond of beer and leftover Chinese food...
You will be remembered.....[/font]
# 5
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Ah, but parakeets are very fond of beer and leftover Chinese food...
You will be remembered.....[/font]
HA! I'd say that was brilliant but you know the ramen goats beat me to it! Squirrel if I don't have an eggbeater!
# 6
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHA! I'd say that was brilliant but you know the ramen goats beat me to it! Squirrel if I don't have an eggbeater![font=trebuchet ms]Charlatan and Scoundrel!!
Raiding refrigerators, beating eggs and whipping cream!
I suspect you may even have flogged the Bishop!![/font] :eek:
# 7
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Charlatan and Scoundrel!!
Raiding refrigerators, beating eggs and whipping cream!
I suspect you may even have flogged the Bishop!![/font] :eek:
The Archbishop of Canterbury? Only with the magenta scooter eel!
# 8
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonThe Archbishop of Canterbury? Only with the magenta scooter eel![font=trebuchet ms]Pishy Purple Prose is it?
Inspired, no doubt by Canterbury Ales supped from a cracked cup'n'chaucer! No wonder the Bishop is so arch of late.[/font]
# 9
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Pishy Purple Prose is it?
Inspired, no doubt by Canterbury Ales supped from a cracked cup'n'chaucer! No wonder the Bishop is so arch of late.[/font]
Arch my foot! (big grin on my face for THAT bit of cleverness.)
Cup'n'chaucer, eh? Maybe we could settle our differences over a game of cards and a bottle of Marlot? Failing that, I'm not afraid to shake a spear.
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[font=copperplate gothic bold]Splutz!!![/font]Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson... Failing that, I'm not afraid to shake a spear.[font=trebuchet ms]Aldis huxly verbiage makes for grim faeries.[/font]
# 11
Originally Posted by: Akira
HA! For Fluff to world of destroy is dog silly with an umbrella. Make me laugh, don't! World destroy destruction of with fluff giggles me with cranium balloons.
# 12
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson...fluff giggles me with cranium balloons.[font=lucida handwriting]>>>>> air-head <<<<<[/font]
# 13
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=lucida handwriting]>>>>> air-head <<<<<[/font]
Ahhh but for air to head we must have air at the head. And if in fact air is in the head then I am dead. And if I am dead then I cannot type. And if I cannot type ao;dihfoaolfnlsiunhfdkln.z/
# 14
so...I guess no one is a fan of Cricket? :(
# 15
Originally Posted by: alucard0941so...I guess no one is a fan of Cricket? :(
Cricket for with here is!
# 16
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson
Cricket for with here is!
ahh yes! he's the one to finance the puppet theatre!
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# 17
Originally Posted by: AkiraI like to touch bacon. :)
:eek: that was you??!! no wonder my bacon shivers whenever i mention your name!
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# 18
Originally Posted by: AkiraDamn, we had a deal!
so you had a deal with my bacon behind my back??!!! :eek:
so it was you who's been stealing my tip-ex in the night!
well i see you have out-foxed me again lord tiggy-winkle!
beware my 11th toe and his valiant steed!
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# 19
Originally Posted by: AkiraI like microwave buttons. :)
beep beep... 1 minute... ping!!!
that sound was brought to you by the humble nodding dog of the antarctic
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