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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
03/11/2006 2:51 pm
Originally Posted by: Akira*casts fart upon thread*
*manic laughter ensues*
*uses a teleport scroll to escape the scene*

*Uses Antidote: Cryptic is no longer poisoned*
*Casts Protect: Hammer's damage reduced by 80%*
*Summons Horus: Horus watches all about the Earth in search of the location of Akira's teleportation so that I might deal with him later*
*Casts "What did I tell you about talking back to me?" and reminds 6strngs why I put him back on the street corner*
*Horus came through, located Akira, and gave me a ride to his location*
*Casts "I'm gonna sit on your face for that" to which I sit on your face and take a big crap*
*Casts gloat: How do you like them apples?*
Trying this again.
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