I agree on Vai being fastest, but i'd have to say Malmsteen is the best musician. Satch has the best hair. Haha. Malmsteen looks kinda, gay... I meen i think he has some awsome music, and I have nothing against gays. I just think he looks like a fashion freak. He gives me an Elton John feeling when i see his stuff on Kazaa... But oh well that's what I think.