"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".
girl guitar player
Of course, I'm going to sound really wierd here, but please don't lock me up for being a sicko here... I tend to look at my guitar and see it as... a guitar. A beautiful instrument that represents a helluva lot of love, care and passion fo music. If anyone here hasn't realised before now - Christoph, I'm sure you've seen my rampblings before! - I do tend to explore ideas, no matter how crazy they may get. Kinda makes you wonder what a clarinet player is doing though, doesn't it?
# 1
i never thought that its so hard to be a girl.
maybe its the answer for the question. we should do a research about girl's bra size and her ability to play the guitar.
maybe its the answer for the question. we should do a research about girl's bra size and her ability to play the guitar.
"They think im crazy..
but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
ren hoek
but i know better.
It is not I who am crazy.
It is I who am mad.."
ren hoek
# 2
my girlfriend is pretty stacked and they get in the way all the time, not to mention the back pain etc so she's getting a reduction soon.
*shrug*
i like 'em smaller anyway...
*shrug*
i like 'em smaller anyway...
# 3
Originally posted by Zeppelin
we should do a research about girl's bra size and her ability to play the guitar.
I'm sure you would find that there's an inverse relationship between breast size and guitar playing ability.
We should get a government grant to confirm my theory.
# 4
Hey good idea I applied for a government grant to bang an anvil with a hammer on cbc radio. They thought it was really artistic.
# 5
Originally posted by Christophlol probably couldOriginally posted by Zeppelin
we should do a research about girl's bra size and her ability to play the guitar.
I'm sure you would find that there's an inverse relationship between breast size and guitar playing ability.
We should get a government grant to confirm my theory.
# 6
Originally posted by Psycho Amramlol
maybe its for the best
this way we can play a horribly simple lick or somethin' and get ourselves dates!
anyway forget about the whole thread i had a dream last night that we played with this HOT female bassist and the first moment we played the next she jumped at me trying to cut me open!
# 7
I'm starting to wonder if this is going to turn into the Guitar Tricks equivalant of the 45 page (and still growing) thread devoted entirely to ass pictures on another message board I frequent. I'm probably the only board member (male OR female) NOT to have contributed to it so far.
People scare me.
OK, so I really like it, but still... Where's the logic?
I NEED LOGIC DAMNIT!
People scare me.
OK, so I really like it, but still... Where's the logic?
I NEED LOGIC DAMNIT!
Raskolnikov
Guitar Tricks Moderator
Careful what you wish for friend
I've been to Hell and now I'm back again
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Guitar Tricks Moderator
Careful what you wish for friend
I've been to Hell and now I'm back again
www.GuitarTricks.com - Home of Online Guitar Lessons
# 8
you just think you need logic. It's ok people scare me too.lol.This is becoming a very interesting thread.You guys have some interesting viewpoints.It is definitly good for my daily laugh allotment.keep em' coming.
# 9
I'm going to broach a related subject that hasn't been mentioned yet. In a good band, the players relate to each other on a level that 'mere mortals' don't understand. The amount of passion involved, and the kind of connection that we get with each other, creates a kind of intimacy that raises some heavy levels of sexual tension.
This can cause bands to self-destruct quickly, especially on road-trips where band members often learn to detest each other anyway.
This can cause bands to self-destruct quickly, especially on road-trips where band members often learn to detest each other anyway.
# 10
I can see your point lordofthestrings but I also believe that not all things felt should be acted on and, with some sense ,that same tension can be used for creative purposes.
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# 12
All I have to say is "bring on the funk."
Or to drop my signature on other sites:
"If it doesn't sound like it belongs on a p orn soundtrack, you're not playing bass."
Or to drop my signature on other sites:
"If it doesn't sound like it belongs on a p orn soundtrack, you're not playing bass."
Raskolnikov
Guitar Tricks Moderator
Careful what you wish for friend
I've been to Hell and now I'm back again
www.GuitarTricks.com - Home of Online Guitar Lessons
Guitar Tricks Moderator
Careful what you wish for friend
I've been to Hell and now I'm back again
www.GuitarTricks.com - Home of Online Guitar Lessons
# 13
# 14
okay its time to put the microsoft condom on, the new antivirus protection from trojhtm, before my hard drive gets something funky from all dis freaky deaky.
# 15
Originally posted by Raskolnikov
I'm starting to wonder if this is going to turn into the Guitar Tricks equivalant of the 45 page (and still growing) thread devoted entirely to ass pictures on another message board I frequent.
Oh yeah? Which message board would that be?
Originally posted by Psycho Amram
i know i sound sexist which i am not but how many girls are there that can REALLY play guitar?
i know some that think they can but they can only play few chord (and some not even that) but i never saw a real girl guitar player...
Ok, I have a new theory about this. And this actually going to be a bonified post, so listen up.
Callouses . . . rather unsightly and a necessary evil of playing the guitar. I've noticed that most women/girls spend a good deal of time making sure their hands look refined and sexy. Lotion, manicures, etc. (this is an interesting phenomenon, since most guys spend little to no time looking at a girl's hands.) Girls might learn a few chords and songs, but most won't want to give up their nice nails and soft skin for some real practice and technique.
Thoughts?
# 16
In high school, I was president of the folk club. The guys spent most of their time showing each other how to play the latest Gord Lightfoot release, (this was a long time ago), but only two of the girls were willing to sacrifice their long nails. We had some great singers in that club, though.
# 17
ya your right the best one i saw didnt have long nails but the soft skin was the limit though she pushed it a bit...
she had acoustic so old that the strings where more than centimeter away from the body. the first time i played it i couldnt produce bar chord!
most of us guys really dont care how we look (am i alone in this?)
she had acoustic so old that the strings where more than centimeter away from the body. the first time i played it i couldnt produce bar chord!
most of us guys really dont care how we look (am i alone in this?)
God sent meat,
and the Devil sent cooks.
Excuse me while i keep this eye
and the Devil sent cooks.
Excuse me while i keep this eye
# 18
When you get to be my age, its kind of a lost cause, ya know? :D
# 19
I for one have no fingernails and callouses on both hands.this is due to the fact that I play bass with my fingers and not a pick as well as rythm guitar.It all boils down to how much music really means to you.If it is the main part of your existence as it is in my case then fingernails just don't mean a thing when compared to my passion for playing.There is a point I'd like to bring up however.If women weren't judged so much on looks(this I believe may be the fault of the male lol)then maybe it would be easier?
# 20
