If anybody feels like writing some lyrics and a melody to this, I've had it sitting around for like, a year now and it's just been gathering dust.
I've pretty much given up on it, but if you can think of something that fit's, send me an example. If I can use it I'll split the royalties 50/50 if it's ever used.

http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/mp3/Schmange-WhyMeInstrumental.mp3

The harmonies can be changed if new lyrics are written.