My uncle thought a good name for a band would be "The Beatless," but it turns out that's been done.

Man, though. Band names are easy. How anyone can be out of ideas for them is beyond me. I have a notebook with about 200 ideas we discarded when we settled on "The Greasy Knots." I'd give you some, but a lot of them are inside jokes and/or still potentially usable for future musical endeavours of mine. So...sorry.