Letter to Dear ABBY from a musician


da_ardvark
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05/29/2007 6:06 pm
Dear Abby,

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you
would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside
to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her
who called, she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but
comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the
rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the
phone and she got very angry. A buddy of mine, who is also a guitar
player, told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He
wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out
for myself what was really happening. I said "Sure, you can use my amp
but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she shows up, and
who she shows up with." He agreed. Saturday night came and I slipped
behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel
the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment,
crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes
was not glowing as bright as the other three. Is this something I can
fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned
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05/29/2007 7:23 pm
HA! That's good stuff!
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05/29/2007 7:38 pm
rofl, that was funny. Glad to see he has his priorities straight. :D
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05/29/2007 7:51 pm
LMFAO!!!! That was a pretty damn good one.
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05/29/2007 8:02 pm
:D I love it
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05/29/2007 9:26 pm
Thats good stuff.
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05/29/2007 9:31 pm
Holy Crap that was great! :D
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05/29/2007 9:42 pm
Thanks man that made my day... that was awesome.
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05/29/2007 11:17 pm
That's good stuff! Made me laugh. Thanks. :)
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05/30/2007 1:35 am
kick ass :cool:
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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05/30/2007 4:05 am
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard. Nice one.
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