Here's a song I wrote based on this little incident. Wherever you see NY3, it's pronounced New York Three, I just like the way NY3 looks.

I literally cannot wait to play this to our junior-high-girl-fans at our show this Friday.

[U]NY3[/U]

Injustice in New York
where there’s a brand new rule:
a naughty body part
cannot be said in school
Hey intellects!
you’ve got yourselves to blame
you should have given it
a less offensive name

Free the NY3 (x4)

It’s for our childrens’ sake
we hold this point of view
or they might learn the facts of life
before we want them to
remove the vile word
wherever it’s displayed
there’s no place for anatomy
in this enlightened age

Free the NY3 (x12)

Vagina!
Vagina!
Vagina!
Vaginaaaaaaa!

Fast forward twenty years
the kids are safe at last
the word that scarred their ears
is now a thing of past
the girls wear panties
with censor-bars in front
and every day in fifth-grade health
they learn about their ****s

Free the NY3 (x8)