Isn't there always an a??hole who wants to sing "Mustang Sally"!? And when you say no, YOU'RE the one who's in a sh?t band that can't play!

But yeah, these jerks don't understand how expensive gear is.

I once knew a bass player whose name was Fenderhead because he took some clown off the stage with a Precision Bass to the side of the head - good call when they won't take NO for an answer. I think his name was Paul Fernandes, from Leicester - anybody heard of him in the UK?