You know, when giraffes give birth, the mother just drops the baby straight out, and thats a long way down. Sometimes, you have to be that baby droppin out as your first introduction to Earth.

Now, theres 2 things wrong with this comment I just made:
A) I dont know if giraffes actually just drop their young "straight out."
B) I have no idea what application could possibly be made between this giraffe story and your current problem.

So, when the day is over, hear this: You still arent as stupid and ignorant as I am and I assume you still have all your limbs. So its all good.