Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsthe mcafee is good for finding trojans and viruses..
Is "mcafee" the name of your willy?
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Spyware, Adware, Malware....How to remove those crap
Is "mcafee" the name of your willy?
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckIs "mcafee" the name of your willy?
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no.. "hume" is the name of my willy, short for "humongous"
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsno.. "hume" is the name of my willy, short for "humongous"
Hume is a terrible name. I would have gone with "Claudio" or "Octavius."
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Mine is called Justice. That way if I ever (by some odd twist of fate) end up with a girl I can say I'm serving Justice.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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HA! nice.
i took some random quiz or something that tells you your penis name... i got Big Elvis.
i took some random quiz or something that tells you your penis name... i got Big Elvis.
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Mine is named Greenman oddly enough. I didnt name him, some fortune teller I met in the Phillippines did, and Greenman has insisted that I refer to him as that. It kinda pisses me off, hahaha pisses, that hes so insistent cuz it keeps the ladies away from me when I have to refer to myself and Greenman as 2 seperate people.
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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I named mine Ramesses XII ("The Ram" for short). The monoliths of ancient Egypt were merely prophecies of the glory of my arousal. Ramesses XII is excellent at sniffing out spyware, which is qutie useful considering his preferences regarding internet activity.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
-A.H.
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yeah, mine isn't actually hume... I don't really have a name for mine.. I just call him dick, or big guy, or my little friend..
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Hmmm.......I wonder if girls name their parts......
*looks Tonja Renee's way expectantly*
*looks Tonja Renee's way expectantly*
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckHmmm.......I wonder if girls name their parts......
*looks Tonja Renee's way expectantly*
I was going to bust out some smart mouthed, witty comment like I always do, but then I realized I never thought of that before and it's a good question... well... maybe not a good quality question, but it sure does pique my curiousity.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckHmmm.......I wonder if girls name their parts......
*looks Tonja Renee's way expectantly*
This would have to be the most juvenile thing... I do not know of any woman ever naming a body part of theirs... But that is not to say that it doesn't happen... Maybe give pet names to their partner's bodyparts, but not their own.
Uh............No.
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckHmmm.......I wonder if girls name their parts......
*looks Tonja Renee's way expectantly*
First of all, I don't see why anyone would name their own parts, man or woman. Second, how the hell are you looking at her?
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeUh............No.
and you haven't had a boyfriend name both your breasts? each with their own name?
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsand you haven't had a boyfriend name both your breasts? each with their own name?
No... Can't say that I have.... I guess that when my breasts were exposed.. My boyfriend always had better things to do than wanting to name them....haha
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsand you haven't had a boyfriend name both your breasts? each with their own name?
Hey, hey, hey, leave Barnes and Nobles outa this!
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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Originally Posted by: stacknyHey, hey, hey, leave Barnes and Nobles outa this!
hey, you know "hughes and kettner" amps... yep... boobs
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