I named mine Ramesses XII ("The Ram" for short). The monoliths of ancient Egypt were merely prophecies of the glory of my arousal. Ramesses XII is excellent at sniffing out spyware, which is qutie useful considering his preferences regarding internet activity.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.