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Cryptic Excretions
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03/20/2006 10:28 pm
Ok, this is quite possibly one of the most unique things that's came upon my life. I had a typical day at work and came home like always. Upon pulling into the parking spot I've claimed for myself I noticed there was something on my front porch. A white box with green tissue paper on it. Questing what it was as I haven't bought anything online that would fit that kind of description I walked up and noticed yellow glowing through. Flowers. Someone sent me flowers. Well... someone sent flowers to my apartment. There's nothing on it that implies it's to me in any way and the card on the inside just says "Thinking of you. Your friends at Advance America." Now, as far as I can tell I really don't have that many friends, let alone anyone that works at Advance America which coincidentally happens to be a place I don't exactly regulate at. Now, I get the wrong mail on an occasion, but if it doesn't end up in the trash then it ends up in my mailbox with a tag stating that it's the wrong address, but I'm really not sure how to handle flowers. I never really considrered myself a flower person. Maybe I'll give them to my mom.
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03/20/2006 10:34 pm
stick em in a jar of water.. and there may or not be a little packet of "plant food" somewhere in the bouquet. I believe that just gets pored into the water. but I'm not sure.

anyway, that's kinda strange. I thought you were going to say you had a secret admirer or something. lol
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03/20/2006 10:41 pm
It came in a glass vase type thing filled with water. Secret admirer? Me? Ha! Ha I say! (Notice, exclamation marks. Serious business)
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03/21/2006 2:21 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsMaybe I'll give them to my mom.

good thinking. some chick gave me a rose for valentines day, and i was like... what am i supposed to do with this? so i acted like i bought it for my mom. made her day.
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03/21/2006 2:25 am
*Hands everyone a flower* :)
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03/21/2006 2:28 am
aw.

*gives it to my mom*
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03/21/2006 2:58 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsIt came in a glass vase type thing filled with water. Secret admirer? Me? Ha! Ha I say! (Notice, exclamation marks. Serious business)

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03/21/2006 5:07 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretions Maybe I'll give them to my mom.


No way! The next time one of your death metal bands plays a gig, wear one of them in your hair onstage! :D
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03/21/2006 9:07 am
Hmmm, I dont know what to do with them...mom is an option...as is any girl you may see toay (and any strange guy)
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03/21/2006 4:46 pm
Maybe Advance America thought your place was their mom's place, Cryptic. Perhaps the flowers were to make up for the shameful lack of knowledge of the whereabouts of their own mother.
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03/21/2006 5:09 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew SaHmmm, I dont know what to do with them...mom is an option...as is any girl you may see toay (and any strange guy)

Since I'm the strangest guy I know that pretty much limits me to any girl I see today. And since I don't really see very many girls that pretty much means that my mom's getting some flowers. I'd keep them for myself, but my cats look for chances to destroy my **** so that's not happening. Besides, I really don't think daisies will compliment my Evil Dead and Hell Raiser posters.
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03/21/2006 5:11 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsSince I'm the strangest guy I know that pretty much limits me to any girl I see today. And since I don't really see very many girls that pretty much means that my mom's getting some flowers. I'd keep them for myself, but my cats look for chances to destroy my **** so that's not happening. Besides, I really don't think daisies will compliment my Evil Dead and Hell Raiser posters.

I have Evil Dead II. Good stuff.
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03/21/2006 11:22 pm
As soon as my new house is built, going out to get the Army of Darkness poster I've have my eye on for a while.
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03/22/2006 2:16 am
Originally Posted by: elklanderccAs soon as my new house is built, going out to get the Army of Darkness poster I've have my eye on for a while.

Yeah, you'd better wait 'til your new house is built. Posters are real tough to transport. :)
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03/22/2006 4:16 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buck*dons a mask and gravelly voice*
Them flowers is fer you.

You got a purty mouth, boy.
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03/22/2006 5:02 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYou got a purty mouth, boy.


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03/22/2006 7:15 pm
Maybe its a new way of advertising. Maybe they're from your mother. Maybe... you should give them to me.

I'm waiting for someone to photoshop Jolly's face into that picture by the way.

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