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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/03/2006 8:45 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeCome on..... Its a bodily function - everybody has to do it...

I'm not saying I would try to do it for fun or anything, but it it something that happens - even to girls...

I think its a bit chauvenistic to think that a girl can go through her life without burping or farting, when guys just let them go whenever they feel the urge, whereever. You try not to for a couple of days, and see how you feel....... ;)

I'll put it in this kind of context. When a woman farts I don't necessarily feel like I've been morally violated. It's more so like when someone pokes the soft spot in your side, just under the rib cage. Of course most of my life I lived with my sister and my mom and both of them farted non-stop, it seemed. And we're not talking tiny little putts. We're talking freaking flatus clouds from hell. So I think that probably had something to do with it.
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