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I was sitting here on my comp when I heard a lot of laughing coming from the tv. When I looked over I saw it was the Tyra Banks Show. Turns out her and some other chick were going back and fourth trying to burp. I used to think she was hot, now I think shes just disgusting. If theres pne thing thats wrong its girls trying to burp, or fart for the fact of the matter.
# 1
I don't mind the burping so much, but farting from a woman just doesn't do it for me. If I was God, I wouldn't have given women the ability to crap or fart because that's just gross.
And Tyra Banks is dumb.
And Tyra Banks is dumb.
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# 2
Come on..... Its a bodily function - everybody has to do it...
I'm not saying I would try to do it for fun or anything, but it it something that happens - even to girls...
I think its a bit chauvenistic to think that a girl can go through her life without burping or farting, when guys just let them go whenever they feel the urge, whereever. You try not to for a couple of days, and see how you feel....... ;)
I'm not saying I would try to do it for fun or anything, but it it something that happens - even to girls...
I think its a bit chauvenistic to think that a girl can go through her life without burping or farting, when guys just let them go whenever they feel the urge, whereever. You try not to for a couple of days, and see how you feel....... ;)
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# 3
But the kicker was that it wasn't even good burping, it was the trying so hard it comes out like a hiccup burp. If it was a good burp, I prob wouldn't care as much.
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Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeCome on..... Its a bodily function - everybody has to do it...
I'm not saying I would try to do it for fun or anything, but it it something that happens - even to girls...
I think its a bit chauvenistic to think that a girl can go through her life without burping or farting, when guys just let them go whenever they feel the urge, whereever. You try not to for a couple of days, and see how you feel....... ;)
I'll put it in this kind of context. When a woman farts I don't necessarily feel like I've been morally violated. It's more so like when someone pokes the soft spot in your side, just under the rib cage. Of course most of my life I lived with my sister and my mom and both of them farted non-stop, it seemed. And we're not talking tiny little putts. We're talking freaking flatus clouds from hell. So I think that probably had something to do with it.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretions talking freaking flatus clouds from hell.
Greatest description ever.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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I'm just getting over the stomach flu.
Two days ago I farted... and let's just say I got a little bit more than I bargained for. :eek:
Now I'm hesitant. I'm a bit more "puckered" than is usual, if you get my draft*COUGH*drift.
Two days ago I farted... and let's just say I got a little bit more than I bargained for. :eek:
Now I'm hesitant. I'm a bit more "puckered" than is usual, if you get my draft*COUGH*drift.
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Originally Posted by: Vegas WierdoI'm just getting over the stomach flu.
Two days ago I farted... and let's just say I got a little bit more than I bargained for. :eek:
Now I'm hesitant. I'm a bit more "puckered" than is usual, if you get my draft*COUGH*drift.
LMAO!!!
I didn't even know girls farted or even took a s**t for that matter until I was well into my teens. Most girls are good at covering it I guess. :D
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hahaha i was about to go find that article! beat me to it.
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Originally Posted by: bigbudaLMAO!!!
I didn't even know girls farted or even took a s**t for that matter until I was well into my teens. Most girls are good at covering it I guess. :D
LOL - I had a friend in High School that thought that girls "peeped" whatever the hell that means, until my best friend let on rip and I mean rip when we were all over at my house one night... He literaly freaked out - he didn't believe that it was her... He couldn't fathom that it was a girl that made that noise...
It was really funny - he actually believed that girls didn't fart... :D
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# 10
Originally Posted by: Tonja_Renee
It was really funny - he actually believed that girls didn't fart... :D
waiiiit.... you mean they DONT?!!!!!
AHHHHH! the worlds undone!!!!!!! :eek:
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i just realised the old man kinda looked like john howard
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