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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:02 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckWhen you get out, I have a thank-you gift for you.

Perhaps you missed the part where it said I was in for life.
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03/09/2006 5:03 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsPerhaps you missed the part where it said I was in for life.

Did it say it was an American prison? Because here in Canada, "life" equates to about 10 years if you're good.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:04 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckDid it say it was an American prison? Because here in Canada, "life" equates to about 10 years if you're good.

Well, I assumed it was in America since I'm in America.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:08 pm
how about you appeal, prove you were doing the world a favor for the killing and it is proved that it was a mercy killing actually helping linkin park....nobel peace prize later as you start mercy killing for all rap/rock bands and emo...
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03/09/2006 5:08 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell, I assumed it was in America since I'm in America.

Then I guess I'll have to bust you out. *sigh*
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:10 pm
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jphow about you appeal, prove you were doing the world a favor for the killing and it is proved that it was a mercy killing actually helping linkin park....nobel peace prize later as you start mercy killing for all rap/rock bands and emo...

I can live with that.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:11 pm
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jphow about you appeal, prove you were doing the world a favor for the killing and it is proved that it was a mercy killing actually helping linkin park....nobel peace prize later as you start mercy killing for all rap/rock bands and emo...


Who did you kill? Linken Park? I must have missed that.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:12 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeWho did you kill? Linken Park? I must have missed that.

Yep. They had it coming.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:14 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYep. They had it coming.


That's for sure. Get Kelly Clarkson (sp?) next. And get Eminem while you're on the inside.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:15 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeThat's for sure. Get Kelly Clarkson (sp?) next. And get Eminem while you're on the inside.

I'm on it, just give me some time and I'll get there. I've got to make it really elaborate for these really famous people.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:17 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm on it, just give me some time and I'll get there. I've got to make it really elaborate for these really famous people.

There'll be time for that later! Now stand back, buddy, here ah comes!

Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:20 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckThere'll be time for that later! Now stand back, buddy, here ah comes!

What're you doing? I'm already out of jail.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:21 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWhat're you doing? I'm already out of jail.

Just makin sure you've learned your lesson.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/09/2006 5:22 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckJust makin sure you've learned your lesson.

For what? If it was for killing people then don't bother. I was given the nobel peace prize for all the people I've killed.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:23 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsFor what? If it was for killing people then don't bother. I was given the nobel peace prize for all the people I've killed.

No, next time, just don't get caught. Going to jail just slows things down.
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03/09/2006 5:26 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckNo, next time, just don't get caught. Going to jail just slows things down.

If I'm getting a nobel peace prize for this crap then why wouldn't I want to get caught?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/09/2006 5:26 pm
Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpJolly-the brilliant/insane cousin who communicates to us through the internet from Bellevue insane asylym(and will check my spelling on that last word)working on his monumental opus/rock opera "Pugilistic Robotus Gigante"
Lats-uncle who moved to canada to get out of 'nam and now grows "stuff" and owns a buy/sell guitar shop
Prs-cousin..former moonshiner/runner turned preacher who now has one of the largest congregations in the state, founder of "The Church of the Living Skynyrd"(still has a still for private use ;) )
Bigbuda-redneck cousin who has a millitia camp on his property--also has 4 wives and 27 children
Magicninja-mom...loving and kind always there for the family and plays a mean guitar
Schmange-dad,good father also attentive to the needs of the family..gone alot due to job as a roadie for Motorhead
Dr. simon-functioning alcoholic grandpa who you can talk to about anything
iholly-lil' sis--spoiled rotten ;)
Cryptic-cousin serving a life term for killing linkin park
6strngs-former black sheep son ---now loved cause he is a filthy rich guitarist for a world famous metal band
Stackny-cousin--- united states republican senator--running for prez next election
Ponyone-- second cousin ...famous actor of stage and screen....now directing as well
Rsam16-eccentric child who finally made the "change" and is now married to eric clapton ;)
Earthman buck- successful cousin--- ceo of earthman records--spawned a number platinum selling artists(such as "6strng Troglodyte")---very shrewd business man -married to uma thurman
Killer queen-the alcoholic aunt who spends all day slumped in the corner with a bottle of jd grabbing onto the legs of any passing man sobbing and wailing "you're my last chance"

and of course z0s0---adopted, went in search of his true parentage....found them to be nancy wilson and jimmy page---they do not acknowledge him and he died in the dirt of some alleyway ... magicninja said he had no chance, no chance

Brilliant perhaps, but insane? I'm flattered!
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I want the P-funk!

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03/09/2006 8:00 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsIf I'm getting a nobel peace prize for this crap then why wouldn't I want to get caught?

Life isn't all about Nobel Peace Prizes. Remember the cause: killing idiots.
Can't a Captain look at a Queen?
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03/09/2006 8:13 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonBrilliant perhaps, but insane? I'm flattered!

Where the hell am I in there!?
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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03/09/2006 8:14 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeWhere the hell am I in there!?


And where am I? I thought I was the tubby little cousin...
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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