GT Family

Originally Posted by: earthman buckThere there. Have a swig of Uncle Dr. Simon's homemade "punch."

LMAO....wtf? :confused:

Originally Posted by: Guitar_guyLMAO....wtf? :confused:

Go to page 2. You'll get it.

:D mmmmm Tasty.......

Originally Posted by: earthman buckiiholly is the hot older sister, remember?

Yeah, I thought that was special. Not tastey though...

Jolly-the brilliant/insane cousin who communicates to us through the internet from Bellevue insane asylym(and will check my spelling on that last word)working on his monumental opus/rock opera "Pugilistic Robotus Gigante"
Lats-uncle who moved to canada to get out of 'nam and now grows "stuff" and owns a buy/sell guitar shop
Prs-cousin..former moonshiner/runner turned preacher who now has one of the largest congregations in the state, founder of "The Church of the Living Skynyrd"(still has a still for private use ;) )
Bigbuda-redneck cousin who has a millitia camp on his property--also has 4 wives and 27 children
Magicninja-mom...loving and kind always there for the family and plays a mean guitar
Schmange-dad,good father also attentive to the needs of the family..gone alot due to job as a roadie for Motorhead
Dr. simon-functioning alcoholic grandpa who you can talk to about anything
iholly-lil' sis--spoiled rotten ;)
Cryptic-cousin serving a life term for killing linkin park
6strngs-former black sheep son ---now loved cause he is a filthy rich guitarist for a world famous metal band
Stackny-cousin--- united states republican senator--running for prez next election
Ponyone-- second cousin ...famous actor of stage and screen....now directing as well
Rsam16-eccentric child who finally made the "change" and is now married to eric clapton ;)
Earthman buck- successful cousin--- ceo of earthman records--spawned a number platinum selling artists(such as "6strng Troglodyte")---very shrewd business man -married to uma thurman
Killer queen-the alcoholic aunt who spends all day slumped in the corner with a bottle of jd grabbing onto the legs of any passing man sobbing and wailing "you're my last chance"

and of course z0s0---adopted, went in search of his true parentage....found them to be nancy wilson and jimmy page---they do not acknowledge him and he died in the dirt of some alleyway ... magicninja said he had no chance, no chance

Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpjolly-the brilliant/insane cousin who communicates to us through the internet from Bellevue insane asylym(and will check my spelling of that last word)
Lats-uncle who moved to canada to get out of 'nam and now grows "stuff" and own a buy-sell guitar shop
Bigbuda-redneck cousin who has a millitia camp on his property--also has 4 wives and 27 children
magicinia-mom
Schmange-dad
dr. simon-functioning alcoholic grandpa who you can talk to about anything
iholly-lil' sis--spoiled rotten ;)
cryptic-cousin serving a life term for killing linkin park
6strngs-former black sheep son ---now loved cause he is a filthy rich guitarist for a world famous metal band

They had it coming.

Originally Posted by: AkiraI'm bored of being the brother that hates everyone.

Well atleast they claim you :mad:

and im the annoying kid with the propeller hat who wins sack races alot!

Originally Posted by: PonyOneCan't complain... but... why an actor? why not a musician? :(

it's the L.A./ tarrantino thing, sorry.....o.k. aspiring musician ;) or how about you write soundtracks to your films like john carpenter :D

where do i fit in here? or do i not... like my real family... who drove me out to the woods and set me free many years ago...*bursts into tears*... thank god for those wolves though.


ooo, can i be the alcoholic aunt who spends all day slumped in the corner with a bottle of jd grabbing onto the legs of any passing man sobbing and wailing "you're my last chance"?

Yeah, sure.

Originally Posted by: z0s0_jp6strngs-former black sheep son ---now loved cause he is a filthy rich guitarist for a world famous metal band

works for me!!! I sorta am the black sheep son in my own family. I mean, my religious and political views differ greatly from the rest of my family, the typical conservative christian type. and they all listen to "real" music, like shania twain and kelly clarkson... according to them, I listen to "garbage", "filth", and what they refer to as a joke to music, as if they know what music is, as I'm the only one in my family, including most of my extended family, to play any sort of musical instrument and have any interest in music whatsoever. but ya know :rolleyes:

I wouldn't mind being a famous metal guitarist, if only I had time right now to join a "real" band.

ooh, I'm rich too! so I'll ride up in any of these:


For those that don't know, those cars are (in order) a ferarri F40, a Porsche GT2, and a Lotus Elise... other cars that are less expensive I would consider: Mitsubishi 3000GT, Toyota Supra TT, Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, Nissan Skyline GTR, late-90's Toyota MR2... of course, any of those wouldn't be stock..

Enter earthman:

I knew you were going to do that! I knew !

I just couldn't bear the thought of this becoming a "whut ur dreem carz??/ LOLZ!!!1"-type thread.

OMG I liek so wantz teh Lamberginee Diblo its liek teh BAWMB!

Originally Posted by: PonyOnehey, that works!

i'll pull up in one of these:

(black with a red interior, gunmetal wheels)
on my Razr, wearing a black turtleneck and black slacks, all like "yeah Tom... yeah I'm in Iowa, yeah, family reunion... uh huh... uh huh... yeah I'm interested. Can we get Jessica Alba on board? Ok then. Sounds good. Hey, make sure that three hundred k gets into my Goldman Sachs account before the bell tomorrow, I need it to count with the rest of my funds. Great. Oh it's about thirty, forty people. Yeah. Hot dogs. RC Cola. Ha, I know, right? Proliteriat... right... well hey yeah, I got this kid in a beanie staring at me. No, not Kangol... no, not Scalia... it's like plastic... propeller, dig? Yeah baby. Listen just get Alba. Thanks. Bye." Clasps Razr shut.

Looks at the smoking hot Asian girls in the back and passenger seats: "Okay girls I'm sorry. Just look vapid." Groans. Steps out of SC430. "HEY EVERYONE, it's cousin T, yes, that's a cool hat there, haha, yes... very cool... I'm gonna put that in my next film... brilliant. Yeah." Bigbuda comes up and looks shiftily at my car. "Hey, look, it's a V8."

No, I'd be all about the love. Just... poncier than some of the other people there.

That's so lame. Pony gets all the money, women, and fame, and I get put in jail for doing the world a favor?

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsThat's so lame. Pony gets all the money, women, and fame, and I get put in jail for doing the world a favor?

When you get out, I have a thank-you gift for you.

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsThat's so lame. Pony gets all the money, women, and fame, and I get put in jail for doing the world a favor?

ok ill fix it ....you start a riot and escape??? or more fantastic??