Originally Posted by: PonyOnehey, that works!

i'll pull up in one of these:

(black with a red interior, gunmetal wheels)
on my Razr, wearing a black turtleneck and black slacks, all like "yeah Tom... yeah I'm in Iowa, yeah, family reunion... uh huh... uh huh... yeah I'm interested. Can we get Jessica Alba on board? Ok then. Sounds good. Hey, make sure that three hundred k gets into my Goldman Sachs account before the bell tomorrow, I need it to count with the rest of my funds. Great. Oh it's about thirty, forty people. Yeah. Hot dogs. RC Cola. Ha, I know, right? Proliteriat... right... well hey yeah, I got this kid in a beanie staring at me. No, not Kangol... no, not Scalia... it's like plastic... propeller, dig? Yeah baby. Listen just get Alba. Thanks. Bye." Clasps Razr shut.

Looks at the smoking hot Asian girls in the back and passenger seats: "Okay girls I'm sorry. Just look vapid." Groans. Steps out of SC430. "HEY EVERYONE, it's cousin T, yes, that's a cool hat there, haha, yes... very cool... I'm gonna put that in my next film... brilliant. Yeah." Bigbuda comes up and looks shiftily at my car. "Hey, look, it's a V8."

No, I'd be all about the love. Just... poncier than some of the other people there.