Originally Posted by: z0s0_jpJolly-the brilliant/insane cousin who communicates to us through the internet from Bellevue insane asylym(and will check my spelling on that last word)working on his monumental opus/rock opera "Pugilistic Robotus Gigante"
Lats-uncle who moved to canada to get out of 'nam and now grows "stuff" and owns a buy/sell guitar shop
Prs-cousin..former moonshiner/runner turned preacher who now has one of the largest congregations in the state, founder of "The Church of the Living Skynyrd"(still has a still for private use ;) )
Bigbuda-redneck cousin who has a millitia camp on his property--also has 4 wives and 27 children
Magicninja-mom...loving and kind always there for the family and plays a mean guitar
Schmange-dad,good father also attentive to the needs of the family..gone alot due to job as a roadie for Motorhead
Dr. simon-functioning alcoholic grandpa who you can talk to about anything
iholly-lil' sis--spoiled rotten ;)
Cryptic-cousin serving a life term for killing linkin park
6strngs-former black sheep son ---now loved cause he is a filthy rich guitarist for a world famous metal band
Stackny-cousin--- united states republican senator--running for prez next election
Ponyone-- second cousin ...famous actor of stage and screen....now directing as well
Rsam16-eccentric child who finally made the "change" and is now married to eric clapton ;)
Earthman buck- successful cousin--- ceo of earthman records--spawned a number platinum selling artists(such as "6strng Troglodyte")---very shrewd business man -married to uma thurman
Killer queen-the alcoholic aunt who spends all day slumped in the corner with a bottle of jd grabbing onto the legs of any passing man sobbing and wailing "you're my last chance"

and of course z0s0---adopted, went in search of his true parentage....found them to be nancy wilson and jimmy page---they do not acknowledge him and he died in the dirt of some alleyway ... magicninja said he had no chance, no chance