Procrastinator's Blues


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03/01/2006 6:14 am
Well, as I surfed the web and set my alarm for 6:25 so I could get up and do my English, I found it hillarious that Im such a terrible procrastinator, and it really does stress me out. And its like, hell, Ill make some lyrics out of this. Aint' anything too complicated like some of yall write and its actually my first lyrics Ive ever wrote, so I figured Ill post it on here for fun.

Procrastinator’s Blues

It’s 1 am and I’m still hanging out
This work is gonna kill me without a doubt
But I’ve got time, Ill get it all done
Plenty of room for some unnecessary fun

This is the song I sing everyday
Tomorrow is still another day away
Clock strikes 2 and it’s the same old news
I’ve got the procrastinator’s blues

Why do I always do this to myself?
Whats so hard about picking the book up off the shelf?
But Ill never learn, that’s for shore
5 minutes late, and I’m out the door

This is the song I sing everyday
Tomorrows still a whole ‘nother day away
Instead of work, with this song I choose
The good ol’ procrastinator’s blues
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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03/01/2006 8:35 am
i gave this one a shot... yes another love cliche...i have been writing poems abt other stuff but not for lyrics as of yet...

i will never
oblige to you
this silly fool
has gone to school

the dire days
this amazing grace
your perfect face
your lips i'd taste

this perfect guy
u'd see you'd buy
you make it look
as if you'd try

this human kind
this human race
is perfect fine
but you erase

these thoughts
these words

this vile pain

this empty heart
has gone insane

the love
the that
the tit
the tat

its just obscene
for this world to have
such crazy masks
the people wear

the wear and tear
he has to bear

it's just not right
this phantom haunts

the price i pay
the way she taunts

i will never
oblige to her
it doesn't matter
cos this love...

would never occur
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03/01/2006 8:37 am
Oh, Jeff... who's the girl? ;)
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03/01/2006 8:52 am
the one i was rambling abt recently...lol...not sure if you recalled...yea anyway i did tell her... so now everything is fine... :o
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03/01/2006 11:20 am
Originally Posted by: jeffhxthe one i was rambling abt recently...lol...not sure if you recalled...yea anyway i did tell her... so now everything is fine... :o



Not the same girl you wrote the last poem about, - Your friend? If so, she is doing a number on you....
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03/01/2006 4:40 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeNot the same girl you wrote the last poem about, - Your friend? If so, she is doing a number on you....

That poem was... weird to say the least.
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03/01/2006 4:50 pm
He said tit.
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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03/01/2006 4:52 pm
Originally Posted by: stacknyHe said tit.


What's a tit?
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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03/01/2006 4:53 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeWhat's a tit?


Whats your email?
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03/01/2006 5:08 pm
[email]rosewaterdiapersmell@hotmail.com[/email] why?
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03/01/2006 5:14 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeWhat's a tit?

Only the greatest thing ever.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
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Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 5:16 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsOnly the greatest thing ever.


Oh, good, I thought it was something bad.
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03/01/2006 5:19 pm
Did you know in Girl by the Beatles the background singing is just George and Paul going "Tit tit tit tit tit tit" ? I read it was put in as a joke.
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03/01/2006 5:23 pm
What are the Beatles?

Okay, that one I can't even kid about.
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03/01/2006 5:55 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeWhat are the Beatles?

Okay, that one I can't even kid about.

Well I can. Who the hell are they?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 7:16 pm
Originally Posted by: jeffhxthe tit

Tee hee! :D ;)
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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03/01/2006 7:42 pm
yes i said tit
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03/01/2006 7:45 pm
Originally Posted by: jeffhxyes i said tit

So once, before we were dating, I was eating lunch with my now ex-girlfriend, and we were talking about where we lived outside of school. Now, I was trying to say "in the city where I live," but it came out "in the titty" and I was unable to finish the sentence.
I want the bomb
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03/01/2006 8:05 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonSo once, before we were dating, I was eating lunch with my now ex-girlfriend, and we were talking about where we lived outside of school. Now, I was trying to say "in the city where I live," but it came out "in the titty" and I was unable to finish the sentence.


That's probably the only thing I've read today that actually made me laugh out loud. Rep for you.
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03/01/2006 8:16 pm
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeThat's probably the only thing I've read today that actually made me laugh out loud. Rep for you.

It was priceless. Fortunately we were both laughing our asses off, instead of just her... Of course, we don't speak to each other anymore, but still, good times.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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