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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 2:46 am
Even if it has been sitting in my fridge for a couple months and is a bit flat, it still tastes pretty good. Of course my fridge is like a cryogenic freezer that can preserve anything, so it's not that flat. It's more like it's aged.
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stackny
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03/01/2006 2:57 am
Nothing like killing a few sperm.
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03/01/2006 2:59 am
Originally Posted by: stacknyNothing like killing a few sperm.



............lol Nice. Sometimes I wonder about you guys.... Hell all the time I wonder about you guys....
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 3:01 am
If that was even remotely true then I'd be sterile by now... which I don't think I'd really mind since I'm not a fan of kids and anything that can solve that problem is A-Ok in my book... but I guess it really doesn't matter. I'm not exactly going anywhere in that department. I'd probably need a girlfriend first... and that's not happening any time soon.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 3:02 am
Damn Cryptic, I think we're actually a lot more alike than Ive originally figured. :D
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 3:08 am
In the respect of not getting anywhere with women? Well... I'm guessing my reason for not having a girlfriend is different from yours, but still, we're in the same boat I suppose. Here's to us.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 3:09 am
Ahhh, I feel my testicals tingling......
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 3:12 am
Uh... was it something I said?
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 3:13 am
Nah, just my sperm passing away from this deliciously aged mountain dew.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 3:20 am
Ok, maybe I'm just dumb (and I wouldn't put it past myself) but you don't actually buy that crap, do you?
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 3:23 am
When I think that humankind's technological development has culminated in a global communications network that enables me to stumble into an exchange like this one.... :o
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03/01/2006 3:25 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsOk, maybe I'm just dumb (and I wouldn't put it past myself) but you don't actually buy that crap, do you?


Im 26.443% sure thats actually true, but I dont care either way. I just thought it was an interesting way to describe the sensation I was experiencing when I drank the Mountain Dew.
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03/01/2006 3:29 am
Ok - you guys... settle down... Cryptic - last night nipples tonight sperm....

Is that all you think about?? :rolleyes:

Your male - Of course it is..... :D
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 3:29 am
Ok, had me worried. It's actually not true at all. If it was then Mountain Dew would be obligated to put a warning on their bottles saying that it can cause impotentcy.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 4:28 am
Spermicide does not equal impotence. It means you shoot blanks.
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Cryptic Excretions
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03/01/2006 4:48 am
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeOk - you guys... settle down... Cryptic - last night nipples tonight sperm....

Is that all you think about?? :rolleyes:

Your male - Of course it is..... :D

What can I say? I'm a 21 year old virgin that lives alone.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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03/01/2006 7:45 am
I hate Mountain Dew. There's something about drinking yellow liquid that makes me shudder...
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03/01/2006 1:39 pm
well, technically, it has a sort of green tint to it if you look at it in the right light.
JK :cool:

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