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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
03/01/2006 3:01 am
If that was even remotely true then I'd be sterile by now... which I don't think I'd really mind since I'm not a fan of kids and anything that can solve that problem is A-Ok in my book... but I guess it really doesn't matter. I'm not exactly going anywhere in that department. I'd probably need a girlfriend first... and that's not happening any time soon.
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