Ok I admit it, I play a Korean made Washburn! but to all the people at our school who came in with gibson's and ibanezs and fenders, you couldnt match my speed could you?!! My guitar may not be the top of the line, it may not have the vine inlay (which is cool though) and hell, it might even be a 7 string to with a floyd rose! (EVERYONE says they hate 7 strings) but damnit you couldnt even play half as good as me, so to all of you who laugh at my guitar, just wait and see what the it will do to yours!

(btw i do have a les paul but i just love my washburn so much, it was one of my first guitars, so its kinda like your first girlfriend, ya know?)