Whiskey: ...A common side effect is waking up in the morning with someone you don't recognize. Believe me. It's happened to me on more than one occassion.

Whiskey will make me sexy? Awesome.

ADVICE: Eat bread with olive oil before going out. That helps coat the stomach and will give you a little endurance.

I'll be sure to try that. One thing I learned last night is that a salad with ham and turkey does not go well with liquor.

I've got a question- how is it that it's illegal in the United States to run an ad for cigarettes on television but not alcohol?