You ever have one of those days that you're just so fascinated with how well it's going? Seriously, a meteor could fall on me at any point in the future and I wouldn't care because today is so awesome. My boss gave me a gift card for christmas which I bought King Diamond's Puppet Master and have been listening to it today, another co-worker gave me some cookies, an ornament with a cat (I like cats), and some Taco Bell coupons (I like Taco Bell as much as I like cats). Another co-worker told me the "mayonaise story" which is sadly one of those stories you'd have to hear from the person who experienced it herself to get the full effect, then the president of the company calls everyone into a SIS meeting where we discussed future plans as well as other things. Our future as a business is looking very eventful and promising and he even followed up with telling us that we'll be getting a Christmas bonus as well as a raise in January. He said it wasn't too big, but who cares? It's more. And the day's only half over. I'm super stoked. I couldn't contain it, I had to tell someone.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
