David Cross is hilarious.
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Larry the Cable Guy gets owned
# 1
wow, why did i read that... that guy is about retarted. :mad:
Larry the cable guy is awsome. :cool:
Larry the cable guy is awsome. :cool:
Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
# 2
Originally Posted by: 16andlifetogowow, why did i read that... that guy is about retarted. :mad:
Larry the cable guy is awsome. :cool:
What does "is about retarted" mean?
# 3
RRR now i have to change my name. :(
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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# 5
nice. always good to see someone else pissed off at people claiming to be conservatives.
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
# 6
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonWhat does "is about retarted" mean?
:o retarded*
Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
# 7
Originally Posted by: tehplatypusnice. always good to see someone else pissed off at the rednecks
ouch, you just offended everyone within a 30 mile radius of my home.
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It's not how good you play, its how well you play it.
It's not how good you play, its how well you play it.
# 8
Originally Posted by: Danny C.ouch, you just offended everyone within a 30 mile radius of my home.
I hear ya :mad:
Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
# 9
Originally Posted by: tehplatypusnice. always good to see someone else pissed off at the rednecks and stupid people and not being quiet about it.
You just offended everyone within a hundred mile radius of my home and 90% of them own shotguns.
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
# 10
Guess David Cross just moved up on my list of people to strangle. Wouldn't waste a bullet on him.
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# 11
Originally Posted by: stacknyYou just offended everyone within a hundred mile radius of my home and 90% of them own shotguns.
i have no problem with gun owners. i lived with two of them and god damn i felt safer in the ghetto cause of it. but this whole societal direction of lowest common denominator and social and scientific lazyness and a general xenophobia towards technological advancements and advancements in society. sorry but if it doesn't take away your gift of free will* then it doesn't really concern you and you're only doing something only god should be doing anyways in deciding the will of others.
i stand by my statement here, sorry guys.
maybe that'll change when i'm minus some of this wild turkey....but as it stands...i'm for social progress and against everyone who stands for stagnation and supposed conservative ideals** when really they stand for ideals that regress society rather than bring it forward.
edit: actually, to make this completely fair: if you can challenge me in this intellectual discussion and get to a point of proving your point, i'll take back what i've said. fair and square. no insults***, no name-calling, simply a philosophical and scientific discussion.
*god's greatest gift
**i say supposed because i've yet to see anything about following the christian cult's ideals conservative. it's only conservative to that one ideal...and well, that means that terrorists are conservative to muslim ideals. support your fellow conservatives!!
***i'll delete the redneck comment right now for this to be fair, i'm sorry to affront in such a mindless way. that was idiotic on my part.
one last edit: maybe we should have our discussion privately thorugh PM so as to not be interrupted. everyone's welcome.
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
# 12
We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.
A very poignant statement.
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# 13
My favorite part is that Larry the Cable Guy just flat out isn't smart enough to come back to that. That's, like, devastating.
# 14
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonMy favorite part is that Larry the Cable Guy just flat out isn't smart enough to come back to that. That's, like, devastating.
you obviously missed part of that letter...."larry" has had private education. normally private education is pretty good. i should know, i've had it. afterall, you don't pay for something you can get for free unless it's better.
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
# 15
that was... intelligent. no really... you'd never see larry the cable guy ever being able to say something like that... actually, he probably wouldn't have even understood half of it.. well, maybe he could, but then he would "larry it up" and then not be able to anymore. just cause that's how he gits-r-done.
# 16
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsthat was... intelligent. no really... you'd never see larry the cable guy ever being able to say something like that... actually, he probably wouldn't have even understood half of it.. well, maybe he could, but then he would "larry it up" and then not be able to anymore. just cause that's how he gits-r-done.
what a poor response. you can do better than that, i know you can! even i could defend larry's fart jokes (and the other ones too) better than anyone else has so far.
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
# 17
Originally Posted by: tehplatypuswhat a poor response. you can do better than that, i know you can! even i could defend larry's fart jokes (and the other ones too) better than anyone else has so far.
I wasn't defending larry, I was doing quite the opposite actually...
# 18
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI wasn't defending larry, I was doing quite the opposite actually...
really? that's the problem with the internet...it completely lacks everything communication needs in terms of verbal inflections and physical body language.
i still think that if a person were to be smart enough about it, they could defend larry to a decent extent.
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
# 19
Originally Posted by: tehplatypusyou obviously missed part of that letter...."larry" has had private education. normally private education is pretty good. i should know, i've had it. afterall, you don't pay for something you can get for free unless it's better.
I know he has. Having a private education doesn't make someone intelligent. It gives him knowledge.
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