Dont shoot yourself in the head.
Clarinet
That guy from Jethro Tull is weird. I dont really even like Jethro Tull. And in jazz we dont go bum bum bum bum all day. But we do have our fair share of that which sucks.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsThen we could make metal clarinets.
I can see it now... a bunch of guys coming out with their instruments on to a stage... drums, bass, guitar, vocals... when suddenly, an electric clarinetist jumps down out of seemingly nowhere and starts playing some wicked clarinet solo. complete with distortion on that thing. man that'd be cool.
# 2
Originally Posted by: stacknyClarinet is probably the pansiest instrument you could play.
What are you talking about? Check out this badass.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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# 3
Originally Posted by: LeedoggWhat are you talking about? Check out this badass.
Yeah thats one badass mother****er!!!!! hahahahahha!!!
I am Comfortably Numb... :D
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
# 4
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI can see it now... a bunch of guys coming out with their instruments on to a stage... drums, bass, guitar, vocals... when suddenly, an electric clarinetist jumps down out of seemingly nowhere and starts playing some wicked clarinet solo. complete with distortion on that thing. man that'd be cool.
I have actually hooked my clarinet up to my amp and put some distortion and a wah-wah before. It sound like a demon duck from hell!!!
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Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
# 5
Originally Posted by: stacknyIll go so far to say that I feel sorry for you. Clarinet is probably the pansiest instrument you could play.
Pansiest? I happen to think it's a wonderful instrument. In my book, the instrument is only as pansy like as you let it. Every instrument has something beautiful and unique about it that you just can't achieve with any other instrument. And all those qualities should be known and respected... to me at least.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 6
Originally Posted by: LeedoggWhat are you talking about? Check out this badass.
he looks like he's probably gay... sorry, but check out that pansy smile... nothing against clarinet, or this guy (can't think of his name at the moment...) he just looks totally gay
# 7
That's Kenny G, and he plays an alto saxophone, not a clarinet.
Why I know all of that is beyond me. Someone shoot me.
Why I know all of that is beyond me. Someone shoot me.
Sometimes I hit notes only dogs can hear.
# 8
Check this harlot out!
[FONT=Impact]Look Ma! No Hands![/FONT]
[FONT=Impact]Look Ma! No Hands![/FONT]
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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# 9
Originally Posted by: Pantallica1That's Kenny G, and he plays an alto saxophone, not a clarinet.
Why I know all of that is beyond me. Someone shoot me.
that's the name i was thinking, but wasn't sure.
and i knew it wasn't a clarinet... but didn't know what to call it
*pulls out gun*
*shoots pantallica*
better now?
# 10
Originally Posted by: LeedoggCheck this harlot out!
[FONT=Impact]Look Ma! No Hands![/FONT]
I'd hit it
# 11
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI'd hit it
There's something strangley phallic about that clarinet...
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# 12
I'd bet she'd give a good blow job...
sorry... but she probably would...
sorry... but she probably would...
# 13
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI'd bet she'd give a good blow job...
sorry... but she probably would...
Of course she can. She doesn't even need her hands.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 14
and that stand could come in handy for propping my massive..... uhm... let's not take this any farther. We're getting close to the red line now.
# 15
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaand that stand could come in handy for propping my massive.....
..... belly... because you don't want to crush her with it while she is doing things...
# 16
Hey, watch how you talk about my jelly belly!
# 17
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaHey, watch how you talk about my jelly belly!
hey dude, no worries, I'm santa claus... my belly jiggles likea bowl full of jelly! I wish mrs. clause played clarinet :rolleyes:
you know what I just noticed? if you rearrange the letters of "santa" you can spell "satan"... cool :cool:
# 18
I happen to be skinny as a rail. I can eat and eat and never gain a single pound.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 19
Originally Posted by: AkiraSomeone's really been sticking two fingers up at God this past month. :p
seriously! but I like this way of life. no worries! seems like a kinda useless existence, but hey, at least I'm enjoying myself.
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