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11/03/2005 9:29 am
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11/03/2005 12:00 pm
LOL,you know that guy wears flannel all the time.Well he earned his jimmy dean breakfast alright...
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11/03/2005 1:26 pm
HERE is the manliest man ever...


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11/03/2005 1:40 pm
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11/03/2005 2:32 pm
I've seen a deer do that before. Ran straight through this old ladys big front window. It ran around in her house bleeding everywhere for a while and then ran back out before we could catch it. That was on a halloween night about 10 years ago.

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11/03/2005 7:07 pm
LMAO

only a true redneck would fight a deer with his bare hands, and then eat it... lol
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11/03/2005 8:01 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsLMAO

only a true redneck would fight a deer with his bare hands, and then eat it... lol


agreed.

that'd be one mean cage fighter......
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11/05/2005 8:02 pm
I beg to differ. I believe people should only eat animals they can kill themselves. Though I have to agree being a redneck helps a lot.
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11/05/2005 8:57 pm
Originally Posted by: crazyguyI beg to differ. I believe people should only eat animals they can kill themselves. Though I have to agree being a redneck helps a lot.


well technically, any man could kill any animal they wanted if you put it that way. they'd just use a gun or if its big enough an h-bomb. but im guessing you meant they killed by their own hands without anything.
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11/05/2005 10:38 pm
That guys a badass. I love that it's in his freezer now.
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11/05/2005 11:12 pm
Thats crazy. If a deer came in my house I'd s***, then grab a bat or something then start swinging. Since he put it in the freezer for a later use I'd say he isn't that big of a redneck. A redneck would have had a big bonfire outback and roast it whole.
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11/06/2005 1:01 am
Same thing happened at my work about 2 years ago. The shop is surrounded by woods, but it's along a major state route. Well, 2 deer ran down the driveway to our shop and one jumped straight through the window at the receptionists desk. She took off like a bat outta hell and hid in the kitchen area, well the damn deer was following her. Mind you his eyeball was hanging out of his head, and he was badly cut. So my boss grabs the deer around the neck headlock style, and another guy I work with grabbed the back legs. Well at this time the deer started bucking, and my boss lost his grip. So theres this 58 year old man holding on to the deer's back two legs getting the crap kicked outta him. The finally wrestled it outside and slit it's throat. Pretty crazy stuff.
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11/06/2005 5:23 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraKilling, vapourising... minimal difference...

hey, you gotta do what you gotta do lol
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11/06/2005 9:11 pm
Originally Posted by: Pantallica1Same thing happened at my work about 2 years ago. The shop is surrounded by woods, but it's along a major state route. Well, 2 deer ran down the driveway to our shop and one jumped straight through the window at the receptionists desk. She took off like a bat outta hell and hid in the kitchen area, well the damn deer was following her. Mind you his eyeball was hanging out of his head, and he was badly cut. So my boss grabs the deer around the neck headlock style, and another guy I work with grabbed the back legs. Well at this time the deer started bucking, and my boss lost his grip. So theres this 58 year old man holding on to the deer's back two legs getting the crap kicked outta him. The finally wrestled it outside and slit it's throat. Pretty crazy stuff.

You have some cahones.
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