Naked Guitar

Has anyone ever wished they had a guitar with the resemblence of a naked women? That as always intrigued and i've never come across such a thing. I was just wonderin if anyone ever had the same notion as I did.

In hopes that naked woman would fall on their laps, and it usually doesn't work that way.
...and sometimes I couldn't tell the difference between her and my favorite strat, because I used to run my fingers up and down her back all of the time...

-Joseph

[Edited by Joseph on 05-26-2001 at 07:45 PM]

well Fender has a playboy strat or either a marylin monroe custom strat with a nacked chicked sprawled across it.

If you want to hold a naked woman then nothing beats the real thing. However I'm as happy playing my guitar, beautiful, shapely, pleasing in every way and of course does not not answer back, does not demand to know where I've been till 11pm, does not complain if I have more than 3 pints and how fast I drink them. But then again my beloved strat cant keep me warm at night or reach those parts only a naked woman can.

My jazz basses have the most attractive curves I've ever seen. I can look at either of them at any time and feel inspired. I supose if you really want a nekid guitar, you could always paste a good centerfold to your axe. Cover it with varnish or something.

I've always wanted a naked woman that resembled a guitar.

well if you want an original idea try this.

1. lay a naked and willing lady/tart/bird/crumpet etc on the bed.

2. draw 6 (7 if you are into korn/bizket) lines representing strings from her neck down to her interesting bit. Draw machine heads on her face. Wammy bar on her hip. Pick-ups on her belly. And vol/tone knobs on her, well you decide.

3. plug in your lead and play away. (you can put a CD on if you need insperation,LOL)