If you want to hold a naked woman then nothing beats the real thing. However I'm as happy playing my guitar, beautiful, shapely, pleasing in every way and of course does not not answer back, does not demand to know where I've been till 11pm, does not complain if I have more than 3 pints and how fast I drink them. But then again my beloved strat cant keep me warm at night or reach those parts only a naked woman can.