the emphysema song


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07/15/2005 12:29 am
The Emphysema Song
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I've got emphysema
from smoking too many cigarettes
doc said it might be all the pot
I think that's ridiculous
he said it could be air pollution
in which case there be no solution

I've got emphysema
and I feel so short of breath
my bronchi are irritated
and my air ways are obsructed
I guess I should stop smoking
but where's the fun in that

I asked for a pain killer
but they gave me an inhaler
I tried to get some pot off them
but they weren't into that
I guess they just don't believe
in the healling power of weed

I've got emphysema
and I feel so short of breath
my bronchi are irritated
and my air ways are obsructed
I guess I should stop smoking
but where's the fun in that

I heard this was a serious disease
but I still don't have an STD
at least I guess i'm free oh that
dear god I think I just got the clap

I've got emphysema
and I feel so short of breath
my bronchi are irritated
and my air ways are obsructed
I guess I should stop smoking
but where's the fun in that


Well me and my friend wrote this while we were stoned. Half of it doesn't work at, but I thought it was amusing when I read it while I was straight. I didn't contribute as much as she did, but whatever. I am co-writer.

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07/15/2005 1:43 am
!!!AWESOME!!!! Theres nothing better than a song about pot.
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07/15/2005 2:19 am
I like it and I haven't smoked weed in twenty years! Now that says something (other than the fact that I don't have much of a life....) :D
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07/18/2005 1:23 am
Thankies to you both.

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07/18/2005 3:02 am
Nice work, if I keep up my smoking, I'll end up there someday. :(
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07/24/2005 7:16 pm
I love people when they're high... it's just so entertaining to watch them... until they get the munchies and eat everything in your house! :mad: nice song btw! where's the guitar solo though?
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07/25/2005 12:20 am
Well, I love being high. So we'd probably get along. I hadn't really thought about a guitar solo in this song, but it might be quite amusing to put one in.

Thankies once again.

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07/25/2005 1:18 am
can you tell me how to get, to sesamea street, to sesamea street...

*kermit* hey uh, bigbird, can you tell everyone what the letter of the day is?
*big bird* today's letter is....... joint
*kermit* hey uh, bigbird, that's not a letter
*big bird* oh right, today's letter is 3
*kermit* big bird, 3 isn't a letter either
*big bird* I know, 3 is the number of joints I've smoked today!
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07/25/2005 12:51 pm
Errrr.... I like beans?
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07/25/2005 8:19 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraLmfao. Wtf?

that's off this one cd that my friend has... it's pretty much an entire cd about drugs... for example

One fine day I was riding my bike
and smoking a joint cause that's what I like
policeman pulls up right next to me and says
hey timmy what'cha smokin there?

it's a reefer day, you want some policeman?
it's a reefer day, you want to blast?
it's a reefer day, you want some policeman?
or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?


etc. etc. the song goes on until the cop takes the weed, then smokes some, then goes back to the station, the constible takes it, and smokes some... etc. etc.
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