So my boss is wanting me to teach her guitar

And that's about that. I'm not sure what the chances are that I'd actually end up becoming her instructor, but hell, she asked me today if I could do it and of course I said "yes". That'd be so awesome to be bossing my boss around with something. I'm still wondering if it's going to pan out though, but we shall see. Any thoughts? Suggestions? Anything?

dude, throw hints in that you want a raise or promotion in exchange for teaching her... don't blatantly come out and say it, just gentle hints...

is she hot? :p

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsAnd that's about that. I'm not sure what the chances are that I'd actually end up becoming her instructor, but hell, she asked me today if I could do it and of course I said "yes". That'd be so awesome to be bossing my boss around with something. I'm still wondering if it's going to pan out though, but we shall see. Any thoughts? Suggestions? Anything?

Sweep her off her feet with some wicked arpeggios!

Pun INtended!

is she hot¿ hehe j/k

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonSweep her off her feet with some wicked arpeggios!

Pun INtended!

Nice pun Jolly. After you're done with sweeps, you should TAP that ass by showing her some EVH Eruption. PUN INTENDED! OH!

Originally Posted by: LeedoggNice pun Jolly. After you're done with sweeps, you should TAP that ass by showing her some EVH Eruption. PUN INTENDED! OH!

LMAO forget my advice... screw your boss!

Originally Posted by: Metais she hot¿ hehe j/k

lmao.

But really...are they?

No she's not hot. Maybe for her age which is above 50, but that's promptly in the no thanks for me zone.

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsNo she's not hot. Maybe for her age which is above 50, but that's promptly in the no thanks for me zone.

oh....what about your mom?

Originally Posted by: LeedoggNice pun Jolly. After you're done with sweeps, you should TAP that ass by showing her some EVH Eruption. PUN INTENDED! OH!

BADUM KISH!

I'd be real careful.
The old 'can you teach me how to play' routine is a perfect excuse to get a young impressionable guy alone in a room for an hour.
And never turn your back on her when you're adjusting your amp.

I had to fire a teacher once cause he used to make his 14 year old female student turn his back on him while she practiced & I caught him looking up her skirt.

Originally Posted by: schmangeI'd be real careful.
The old 'can you teach me how to play' routine is a perfect excuse to get a young impressionable guy alone in a room for an hour.
And never turn your back on her when you're adjusting your amp.

I had to fire a teacher once cause he used to make his 14 year old female student turn his back on him while she practiced & I caught him looking up her skirt.

Well... isn't that something. I doubt my boss would go as far as to try and take a peek in my pants, but the thought of that alone. Damn. What'd the girl have to say about this?

You never know man....
I worked at a job once and the boss asked me to go with him to the other 'factory' room to sweep up. I was totally clueless and didn't even know about homo's or anything. He was standing around and watching me sweep up and looking at my butt.... and asking me if I had a girlfriend.... then he was asking me about sex and stuff.... I still didn't clue in until a couple of years later when I realized he'd tried to get me alone in the other room and come on to me. Blech.... freak me out.. Glad I had a girlfriend and totally ignored him. I ended up quitting a few days later cause even though I didn't know what was going on, I still felt really uncomfortable.
He was on the phone and asking stuff like "why do you want to quit... I think you're doing a really good job and I can make you the supervisor of the new section".....
Blech.... I still didn't clue in but knew something was wrong.

Originally Posted by: schmangeYou never know man....
I worked at a job once and the boss asked me to go with him to the other 'factory' room to sweep up. I was totally clueless and didn't even know about homo's or anything. He was standing around and watching me sweep up and looking at my butt.... and asking me if I had a girlfriend.... then he was asking me about sex and stuff.... I still didn't clue in until a couple of years later when I realized he'd tried to get me alone in the other room and come on to me. Blech.... freak me out.. Glad I had a girlfriend and totally ignored him. I ended up quitting a few days later cause even though I didn't know what was going on, I still felt really uncomfortable.
He was on the phone and asking stuff like "why do you want to quit... I think you're doing a really good job and I can make you the supervisor of the new section".....
Blech.... I still didn't clue in but knew something was wrong.

Well... after that miracle read I don't think I'm going to be able to look at my boss the same way ever again.

I'm extremely relieved to see all the sexual connotations in reply to this thread, coz, well, I did get sex on my mind on reading this, and I'd have felt like a total jack and twiste pervertif I was the ony one.
But, I'M NOT!!! YEIEEEAAHH!! :cool:

Originally Posted by: AkiraMy mum wants me to teach her guitar. Err... hmm.

My mom taught me the first guitar chords I learnt, G C and D.

Originally Posted by: schmangeYou never know man....
I worked at a job once and the boss asked me to go with him to the other 'factory' room to sweep up. I was totally clueless and didn't even know about homo's or anything. He was standing around and watching me sweep up and looking at my butt.... and asking me if I had a girlfriend.... then he was asking me about sex and stuff.... I still didn't clue in until a couple of years later when I realized he'd tried to get me alone in the other room and come on to me. Blech.... freak me out.. Glad I had a girlfriend and totally ignored him. I ended up quitting a few days later cause even though I didn't know what was going on, I still felt really uncomfortable.
He was on the phone and asking stuff like "why do you want to quit... I think you're doing a really good job and I can make you the supervisor of the new section".....
Blech.... I still didn't clue in but knew something was wrong.

if you knew you should have gone with it and then out of nowhere after he thinks hes getting somewhere say "you want to go to this chick strip club? you look like you need it"