Interesting stage stunts?

Does anyone got any stage moves they can give me an idea of, like the duck walk or something of that nature for a rock band? I want to have one of the best stage acts ever.

Solve a Rubics Cube before the end of the song.
Recite Shakespeare while playing a solo.
Drill a hole in your guitar and use your penis as a whammy bar.

Originally Posted by: schmange...Drill a hole in your guitar and use your penis as a whammy bar.

Lordathestrings, gotta be the meds, huh?

Originally Posted by: schmangeSolve a Rubics Cube before the end of the song.

Now that would be impressive.

I wouldn't try and rely on pre-rehearsed antics...more important is just a sincere energy. People can see through "acts" and they get old quick. I'm not saying just stand there with a grimmace though either. I dunno, that penile whammy does sound most impressive though. Maybe if you solve the rubicks cube with your penis, then used the cube for some scratches and slides? This act might be a disaster though if you're flacid...so have some hot groupies on hand.

Steve Vai had some cools stage moves. He put his guitar on the grund picked harmonics and stuff, then played melodies with the trem with his foot.



But man If you could do all that with you penis as the whammy bar, you got some balls (no pun intended :))) :) )


*twitch*

Originally Posted by: schmangeSolve a Rubics Cube before the end of the song.
Recite Shakespeare while playing a solo.
Drill a hole in your guitar and use your penis as a whammy bar.

So are these from experience or.......

Anything naked... thats not really a stunt. Maybe a mental stunt. Woot! :eek:

My brother once slapped a bass solo with Mr Flimpy...it sounded ****! but it was a crowd pleaser!