Gross stuff

Originally Posted by: PRSplayaNot THE grossest thing, but it's been pretty gross over here from 12 this morning 'till now. I've either got food poisoning, or the stomach virus :(

Me 2 !!

6 Immodium and Im still trotting like a good un.

Man I hate Preparation H !!

I remember noticing this really weird smell in my room at the end of last summer, it was almost as if someone kept farting. So as time went by the stench got a hell lot worse until I discovered that I had left some tunasallad (kept in a plastic container) in my room. The salad had been there for 3 month, in the sun (my window). I have never ever seen anything that looked that disgusting.

I had something similar happen, except is was a smell under my waterbed.
Turns out it was a dead mouse.
Guess he like the warmth.

Back in junior high, my family and I went to chicago for a week. Right before we left my mom noticed that one of our chickens was dead, so she told me to take care of it. After we were half way there I remembered that I never buried it. So I kept it to myself. After we got back home I threw my bag inside and grabbed a shovel and opened the door to the pen. As soon as it opened 2 feet, it was like I got hit in the face with ten pounds of wtf.

Originally Posted by: x0o_BurnOut_o0xWell, not exactly my gross story but nonetheless super gross...

My mom was on her period, and she uses huge pads cause she is one of the people who bleeds alot... she put it in the trash when she was done and our dog got into it and ripped it up so there was a ton of blood and pad on the floor. **shudders** But thats the only thing i can rele think of at the moment.

*screams at the top of his lungs*

OH CHRIST ALLMIGHTY!!!

Wow. Vaginal blood EVERYWHERE. That is truly horrendous.

Originally Posted by: PonyOnei slammed on my brakes when i got close, and along with the other people, ran to see if the guy was okay. ugh. disgusting. there was a long red streak on part of the divider and little chunks the entire distance of the wreck, and he was still strapped into his seat; half his upper body, including his head, was just gone. and you could smell the booze.

grossest experience: you don't even want to know. ever. never.

That would have shaken me up for some weeks.

Now I kind of want to know the grossest...but I fear...

a few days ago, i was at my friends house jammin w/ her bro, andrew, then andrew's friend came in and we started smellin this well...poopy smell. and i didn't want to be rude or anything and tell him he smelled like sh*t, so i just ignored it. later that night around 3am, i look behind the couch and there was stail cold dog sh*t. my friend doesn't have a dog, and the last dog that was in her house was her aunt's dog around xmas!! the sun was hittin it...that sh*t was petrified! :eek:

I've had a few forgotten dinners that got hairy as well. Another memory is of when I was about 10 my uncle made me (along with other kids in the family) clean these crab he'd stolen from some traps out in Galveston. We had to stick a screwdriver under their belly and pry their shells open, then pull out all the guts. Wouldn't have been too bad but most of them were still alive.

On a similar note, as much as I love Pantera, I can't stand that part in their movie where they show that dude's massive butt pimple being squeezed. What were they thinking? That's so nasty! :eek:

Ok, my very first post, and it has to be gross...............

I've been a plumber for years....................

Ok, plugged sewer, dug down to find the pipe and found a dog that had been buried the month before half rotted...........

My brother used a machine to unclog a sewer in a customer's yard, the machine came to a halt, the cable almost snapped, they pulled and the cable had run through a cat that had crawled into the sewer from the roof and couldn't get out................

I went to a customer's house (mobile home) and the sewer was plugged. I was going to run a cable through the bathroom but he insisted we go under the house, he went first and just pulled a plug and sewer went all over him! I went back up into the bathroom................

One year I was replacing a sewer line on an old house, I told my helper to go and make sure that the water was shut off and the toilets were flushed so we had no suprizes. Well, we weren't told about a garage apartment in the rear of the house! We had dug up the entire sewer pipe and was ready to replace it and a full tub of bathwater and a flushed toilet went into our ditch covering our boots with...........................

Tampons ALWAYs stop up old sewers.................and the machines will always pull tampons back with the cables, we call them 'little white mice'......



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My bass player is a plumber and he got a call one day out to a cattle processing plant for some clogged drains. In one room he had to wade through 2 feet of cow's blood, but couldn't get it from that end, so he had to go around to the exit end. He finally got it unstopped, but as soon as he did, he got knocked back on his butt with a huge gush of blood :eek: I imagine him looking like Carrie covered in that pigs blood, but worse.

Ok, I got one for ya.
Back when I was about 9 year old we were playing around in half built houses and I was running along the 2 by 4's that they used under the floor boards they'd eventually put in.
I tripped over them as I was running along and went "ahhh" and my tongue got stuck between my teeth as my chin hit the planks. I screamed my guts out and went home and my mom freaked.... Half my tongue was hanging off by a thread. So I had to go the the hostpital and have a visegrip stuck in my mouth to keep it open and while I was having stiches put in. Then I couldn't eat anything but liquids for 2 weeks.

Just think... if I'd cut my tongue off, i'd be 'talging lige thith all the tibe'...and my name would be thmange.

Originally Posted by: schmangei'd be 'talging lige thith all the tibe'...and my name would be thmange.

That's kinda how I always imagined you would sound.

College kid goes for a rock nite at the (i'm told) world-famous carnivore restaurant in Nairobi (their game meat is to die of). On his way back to college, he passes by an open all nite place and buys a meat pie. He doesn't finish it. Wakes up the following day at 3 PM famished as hell. And lo and behold, there's this juicy looking piece of left over pie. No one has been to my room, so it's ok to eat. Well, let's just say some of God's good creatures had taken a nap in there (obviously after eating to their full), and I felt some ticklish feeling on my hand, and there's a million small black ants, as well as a few other not so small creatures, and I was almost through with the pie....
The truly gross stories I'd never tell. Hint: They relate to sex. And no, it's not about going down on a girl at that time of the month. A lot grosser.

I can remember 2 incidents both from around the same time, when I was about 9 years old.

The first one, me and a couple of friends were playing in the local quarry/rubbish tip, just being stupid as you do one of my friends pushed the other causing him to fall over backwards, unfortuantly he happened to land in a pile of about 200 strip lights that had been dumped there.
Anyway for a moment or two non of us thought anything of it as the friend that had fallen got back up and seemed ok, but after that moment we started to notice that he seemed to go extremly pail, so went to make sure he was ok, when we looked at his back it turned out that the lights had cut almost the entire length of his back and there was blood everywhere, now the guy that fell was quite chubby at the time so this was deep and without realising he stuck his hand inside up to the knuckles at which point we screamed and started running to the nearest house to phone an ambulance.

About a month later a group of us were swimming in a local dam as it was a perfect summers day.
I dived in from one of the bankings but as i was gliding through the water, I was brought to an aprupt halt when I hit something solid, thinking it was one of my friends I turned round, didn't see anything, looked down saw a ghostly white face staring back at me.
It later expired it was a lady that had been reported missing some 3 months prior, well she must of decieded to end it all, they pulled her out and was found to have a bunch of house bricks tied to her ankles.
That face haunted me for ages afterwards and must be the grossest thing that I have seen.

Originally Posted by: mike&thebluesI can remember 2 incidents both from around the same time, when I was about 9 years old.

The first one, me and a couple of friends were playing in the local quarry/rubbish tip, just being stupid as you do one of my friends pushed the other causing him to fall over backwards, unfortuantly he happened to land in a pile of about 200 strip lights that had been dumped there.
Anyway for a moment or two non of us thought anything of it as the friend that had fallen got back up and seemed ok, but after that moment we started to notice that he seemed to go extremly pail, so went to make sure he was ok, when we looked at his back it turned out that the lights had cut almost the entire length of his back and there was blood everywhere, now the guy that fell was quite chubby at the time so this was deep and without realising he stuck his hand inside up to the knuckles at which point we screamed and started running to the nearest house to phone an ambulance.

About a month later a group of us were swimming in a local dam as it was a perfect summers day.
I dived in from one of the bankings but as i was gliding through the water, I was brought to an aprupt halt when I hit something solid, thinking it was one of my friends I turned round, didn't see anything, looked down saw a ghostly white face staring back at me.
It later expired it was a lady that had been reported missing some 3 months prior, well she must of decieded to end it all, they pulled her out and was found to have a bunch of house bricks tied to her ankles.
That face haunted me for ages afterwards and must be the grossest thing that I have seen.

Both of those are really demented. Especially the latter. I'm completely speechless. How old was she?

cryptic

As i was told later she was about 20 if i remember rightly, but will never forget that day anyway

Originally Posted by: mike&thebluescryptic

As i was told later she was about 20 if i remember rightly, but will never forget that day anyway

Was there anything else that was uncovered about it?

No nothing else at least that i was made aware of.

All i got was the police interview and pretty much found out everything else through the grapevine, as she was a local lady anyway, although I had never met her previously i'm glad to say as that would of really freaked me out.

As it stands i broke all the records in the book with the speed I got out of there.